HEYNA

WOOOO EPISODE 14 BABY!!! THE PAUPACK!! A QUIZ SHOW!!! DING-DONG-DITCHIN'!!! IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE, BABBYYYYY!!! C'MON!!!!! HEYNA 14!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! YES!!!! 14!! ALMOST THERE! ALMOST 18! NOT YET, THOUGH! NO CIGS YET, AMIRITE?! HAHAH!!!

HEYNA 15 BABY WOOOO!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'VE MADE IT THIS FAR?! HAHAH!! WE CAN'T EITHER! THIS IS WILD! THIS IS INSANE! LET'S GET SENSUAL, LET'S TAKE OUR SHIRTS OFF. MAYBE GRUNT A LITTLE BIT..IN SOME BIZARRE CAVEMAN-LIKE DISPLAY OF PURE LUST. YOU KNOW? NO BIG DEAL! DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD!

PAPA ROOOOOAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHH BABBYYYYYYYYY COME ON IT'S PAPA ROAAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEYNA 17 BABYYYYY!!! C'MON! WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH, WE RE-RECORDED THIS ONE! THAT'S HOW DEDICATED WE ARE! YOU'RE WELCOME! YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU LITTLE FUCK! SAY THANK YOU! SAY THANK YOU TO DADDY! C'MON! BE A GOOD CHILD! C'MON! SAY THANKS! ARE YOU GONNA SAY THANKS?! FINE! DON'T! GO TO YOUR ROOM UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO SAY THANKS! NO SUPPER! NO DINNER ROLLS FOR YOU! GOOD! GOOD, YOU NEED TO LOSE A COUPLE POUNDS ANYWAYS! DON'T COME OUT UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO SHOW PAPA YOUR THANKFULNESS.

IT'S HEYNA 18! WE MADE IT! C'MON! WE'RE FINALLY LEGAL NOW! HAHA!!! WE COULD BUY SMOKES! WAIT? WE CAN'T?! WE CAN BUY DIP! NO, WAIT. WE CAN'T DO THAT EITHER. BUT WE CAN TOTALLY BUY THAT PORN, BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!! FUCK YOU!

C'MON IT'S HEYNA 19! C'MON! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF THE TEENS! THIS IS INSANE! WE'RE GROWIN' UP! WE'RE BIG BOYS NOW! C'MON! DON'T BE SCARED! IT'S OKAY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! IT'S OKAY! IT'S FINE! WE'RE BIG GUYS! Subscribe! Share with your pals! Share with your aunt! The one with the big ol’ saggers! Cmon.

IT'S HEYNA 20, BABBYYYY! C'MON! SUMMER BREAK IS OVER!!!! IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME NOW! WE GOT OUR PENCIL CASES, OUR NOTEBOOKS, OUR BOOK SOCKS, AND WE. ARE. READY. TO. FUUUUUUUUUCK!!! C'MON!!!! DON'T BE WEIRD ABOUT IT! IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!!!! DON'T CRY! DON'T BE SCARED! IT'S HEYNA 20!!!!!!!!

HEYNA 21, BABYYYYY!!!!!!! C'MON! WE'RE 21 NOW! WE CAN DRINK BOOZE! WE CAN DO DRUGS! IT'S LEGAL NOW! DON'T BE FRIGHTENED! HOW ABOUT YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HEYNA 21?! EH?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! NEVER TELLIN' ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US?! THAT'S FUCKIN' NUTS! YOU JUST KEEP TAKING AND TAKING AND TAKING! YOU LITTLE FUCK! YOU THINK WE DON'T NOTICE?! YOU THINK WE'RE FUCKING AROUND? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. UNBELIEVABLE.

AYO WOAH IT'S HEYNA 22! LOT COVERED IN THIS EPISODE! DON'T BE SCARED! DON'T GET WEIRD NOW! C'MON! FROM SUNSCREEN TO JIZZ TO THE TALIBAN-- TO NEW JERSEY! COME ON! IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE ON HEYNA! FUCKING WOAH! UNREAL! WHAT A TIME TO BE HAD! DIVE IN! DON'T BE NERVOUS! SURE, I'LL HOLD YOUR PHONE! G'HEAD! DIVE RIGHT IN! YOU WANNA GET NAKED? SURE. SURE, I DON'T MIND. HAHA, LISTEN, I'VE SPENT SOME TIME IN PRAGUE. YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW FREE THEY ARE WITH THEIR BODIES OVER THERE! WENT TO GET SOME COLD CUTS, BUTCHER LADY'S TITTIES WERE RIGHT OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. I SAID, "WOAH, JEEZE LOUISE! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!" SHE SAID, "IT'S PRAGUE. IT'S NATURAL HERE FOR A WOMAN'S TITTIES TO BE OUT IN A BUTCHER SHOP!" I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!

AYOOOO IT'S HEYNA 23: LIVE FROM TEL-AVIV!! FREE PALESTINE! DON'T BE SCARED!!! WE'RE TALKIN' COLD BREW, STEEPIN' BALLS, AND SQUIRRELS!! WHO CARES?! NOT ME! LARRY TOOCHIS IS BACK, BY THE WAY! FUCK YOU! GO AWAY! GET OUTTA HERE! JUST KIDDING! COME BACK! LET ME KISS YOU! I'M NERVOUS! BUT I WANT IT! I WANT TO MAKE SMOOCHES WITH YOU! DON'T BE SCARED! IT'S CONSENSUAL, RIGHT? IF NOT, THEN I WANT NO PART OF THIS. I AM A VERY CONSIDERATE MAN. LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE AND APPRECIATED. I BOUGHT INCENSE FROM FIVE BELOW. LET ME LIGHT IT. IT'S UHH--- WHAT IS IT? OH, IT'S DRAGON'S BLOOD. LOL OOOOO SCARY! ALMOST HALLOWEEN! YOU GET A COSTUME YET? HAHA, ME NEITHER. I DUNNO WHY I ASKED. GUESS I'M JUST NERVOUS IS ALL. OH JEEZE. JEEZE I FEEL MY PENIS RETRACTING INTO MY BODY. HAHA. FEELS LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL OR SOMETHIN'. JEEZE LOUISE. HERE I GO.. BLABBERING MY MOUTH. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? WHAT'RE YOU UP TO?