High Five: The Podcast

Well, that sucked! Q and J celebrate the garbage fire that was the year 2016 the only way they know how, talking about their movies. The guys comb through the cinders of celebrity deaths and political unrest to point out which movies made the biggest impact on them throughout the year. Keep in mind, these aren't the BEST movies of 2016 (since J and Q haven't seen them all), just their FAVORITE movies...which makes them the best, and if you don't agree, you can suck it.

When the guys aren't gushing about the only good things about 2016, they're sticking it to the calendar year of chaos by playing "Fuck You, 2016" and trying to trick each other about what actually went down in the last 12 months, and what was just made up to hurt each other's feelings. Yes, there are second-favorite sponsors, and yes, there are laughs, but more than that, there's heart, and we want you touching our hearts before we touch you. Let's get High Five: The Podcast Season 2 with a bang by shitting on all of last year!!

Missing High Five: The Podcast? We miss YOU! So, while we are on a short High Five: Hiatus in between Season 1 and the upcoming (Feb. 3rd) 2nd Season debut, we would like you to enjoy one of our now widely renowned and highly sought after episodes. For this Hiatus Replay we went back to our very early indie Oscar bait roots. Before we sold out and went full Hollywood Blockbuster. Enjoy the rough and raw performances from podcasters on the rise.

With the 2016 Oscars recently passed and our anxiety abating after a long-deserved DiCaprio victory, our minds turn to famous Oscar snubs. Was Crash truly a better film than Brokeback Mountain? Did Birdman deserve the Oscar over Boyhood? Where the hell are Tarantino's 158 Oscars (that we totally know he deserves.........totally).

This is the one where J & Q go through the Top Five Oscar Snubs of all time and deliberate between who truly deserved the golden statue and which films were all veneer over value. If you had a vote, would it be a winner or belong in the trash?

Also, you won't believe this episode's sponsors, from a professional doorjamb licker to the world's strangest massage parlor, and the guys get down and dirty playing the new game "7 Degrees of Actual Bacon." Don't miss it, because if you do, you'll be as sad as Leo watching other people fondle his Oscars.

Missing High Five: The Podcast? We miss YOU! So, while we are on a short High Five: Hiatus in between Season 1 and the upcoming (Feb. 3rd) 2nd Season debut, we would like you to enjoy one of our now widely renowned and highly sought after episodes. Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this episode....."High Five: Hiatus Replay: The Fear Cauldron"

BOO! Did we scare you? Good. With Halloween a mere six months away, Q & J decided it was time to dive into the scariest movies ever made. Get ready to scream when all the horrors of the night dig out of their catacombs and wander the earth...right into the High Five Writer's Room. These are the undisputed reigning terrors of the cinematic screen, and if you disagree, we'll lock you in a bathroom with the Princess Bride.

Along the way, the guys take a break to hear from their favorite sponsors and dive into the rhetoric of one of the world's most evil villains: Donald Trump. Did the movies that cause you to wet your pants make the list? Well get ready, get set, and get scared...like a bitch.

Missing High Five: The Podcast? While we are on a short High Five: Hiatus in between Season 1 and the upcoming (Feb. 3rd) 2nd Season debut, we would like you to enjoy one of our now widely renowned and highly sought after episodes. So strap in and grab your jumbo popcorn!

Who runs the world? That’s right...girls. Any person who’s honest with him or herself knows that women make the best badasses. Just look at Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow or Ripley in Alien. On this episode, Q & J explore the top 5 films with strong female leads and get in touch with their inner Furiosas.

Not only that, we hear from a Vegan Butcher Shop and talk about your favorite musical based on a past U.S. President. So strap on your protective garter belts, because these ladies are about to own you, and you’re gonna like it.

It's Christmastime, and that means it's time to get all claymation-ed up and jingle some bells all the way to the North Pole. J and Q celebrate the holidays by recording this entire Christmas special in stop-motion while discussing the top 5 animated Christmas feature films of all time! Not only that, there are bad accents galore as a special holiday treat.

When the tinsel isn't being hung and our hosts aren't shimmying down chimneys, they're discussing the perfect live-action cast for a Rankin-Bass classic and listening to our second-favorite yuletide sponsors. Does Rudolph have what it takes to edge out Kris Kringle for holiday bragging rights? Is Snow Miser really more of a Christmas downer than Adam Sandler? Grab your Santa hat and find out in this very special Christmas podcast.

It's time to dust off those Van sneakers and join J & Q at the Food Court Sbarro next to the Sunglasses Hut for the greatest Black Friday comedy movie podcast you'll hear today. We're counting down the top 5 movies based in and around malls for a totally tubular episode the likes of which Tower Records can't even compete with. There might even be a High Five Yahtzee in the works!

When we aren't talking about flamethrowers, bad security guards, and killer robots, we learn how much some Hollywood actors make and decide who gets paid too much and hear from some new second-favorite sponsors as they play over the mall's intercom system. Do the guys successfully crash the special gameshow being filmed, or just drink with the off-duty mall Santas? It's an adventure, for sure. Won't you join us?

While Q takes a leave of absence to teach sign language to kangaroos, J is joined by special guest, and Disney expert, A as they explore the Top 5 Disney Movies of all time (minus Pixar, because those aren't Disney, I don't care what you say, shut up). Will your favorites make the list? Probably, but there are just SO many to choose from. How in the Magical Kingdom can they narrow it down to only five?

As Q finishes up his sabbatical in the Outback running a start-up where he delivers hot meals to wallabies with near-sightedness, J and A talk Disney myths (with boobs!) and finally figure out why Beast never learned to eat with a spoon in that damned castle. Let's talk Disney in this Very Special Episode!

There is no "LIVE" show. This is all a tape recording. Reality is torn asunder when J and Q travel into the realm of David Lynch and break down the filmmaker’s collection so only the Top 5 David Lynch films remain! Does Baby want to fuck enough to get into the top spot, or will we take a long cruise down Mulholland Drive. Find out if Nic Cage’s Elvis impression is enough to out-weird Eraserhead or if Elephant Man is human enough to even make the list.

Things only get weirder from there when the guys introduce their second favorite sponsors and get their speech jammed while reading David Lynch quotes in an all new game. You might be trapped in the red room the rest of your life, or we might not be singing at all. Grab your blue key and shove it in that box and get ready for a weird ride. Sdrawkcab sdaer siht.

Join Q and J as they throw the script out the window and take a deep look into the sub-realms of indie cinema and explore the Top 5 Mumblecore (and Mumblegore) films of all time! Are you on Team Linklater, Team Duplass or or Team Ty. The guys delve into real-world problems portrayed by people funnier than you. Oh, also, they come up with porn titles for all the Mumblecore films they can think of, so there's that.

When they aren't mumbling like morons, they hear from some second-favorite sponsors while stroking each other's beards and try to read each other's lips while listening to loud music. Which one of them dances with Frances Ha and which one partakes in a Sacrament? You'll have to listen to find out! Trust us, it's not as boring as it sounds. Well....maybe it is.....but it's not.......shut up.

This is live podcasting to the max, bro. J & Q get totally tubular talking about the Top 5 Comedies of the 1980s. Rest assured, all your favorites will get referenced in some form or fashion, but keep in mind that when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes! Big bucks, big bucks, no Whammies....STOP!

Since this is a live show from Third Coast Comedy Club in Nashville, TN, there are guest gamers and live commercials from the audience. Things get weirder than George Carlin showing up at your house in a phone booth. Get jealous that you weren't at this live show, but make plans to be at the next one, that way you won't regret everything in your life.