High Five: The Podcast

Wassuuuuuup! Travel back with Q & J to the long-ago time of MC Hammer and Pauly Shore: the totally tubular 90s! It'll be wicked fly and if you're ready to get jiggy with Jim Carrey then let's count down the Top 5 Comedies of the 1990s while we roll with our homies. Learn which Chris Farley movies smelled like teen spirit and which Adam Sandler ones were totally buggin'.

Aside from the time travel, listen to that fart-knocker J do some terrible accents in a new game while Q pulls some second-favorite sponsors out of his Trapper Keeper. We'll drive with one headlight all night until 3 AM and yadda, yadda, yadda. We'll also predict this year's election......NOT! So, talk to the hand and dust off your JNCO jeans, this is gonna get weird. Oh, snap!

Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for years. Q & J are pulling from the past AND the present to finally decide the Top 5 Remakes/Reboots in cinematic history. And this time it's personal, because upright apes might actually bring an end to a friendship, unless the caped crusader can save the day.

It's not déjà vu, Bane's just answering some more of your relationship questions and we introduce you to more "second favorite" sponsors, brah. It's time to dive back in for the first time, again, and finally find out who wore it best when it comes to classic stories. Tighten your jock straps and hold on. Here we go again.

Why so serious? It's all a big joke, anyway, but one we at High Five: The Podcast take very seriously. Whatever iteration you prefer, DC's The Joker is one of the most well-known and iconic villains both in cinema and on page. Whether he's wearing his own skinned face or falling into a vat of chemicals, he always does it with a smile and a laugh. Instead of ranking the Top 5 Jokers, we sit down with the history and lore of the Clown Prince of Crime and discuss his evolution and the amazing actors who have portrayed him in a very special Other Stuff Too. We find out where he got those wonderful toys and figure out how he did that pencil magic trick. Get ready to dive deep into this thrilling character with Daddy's Lil Podcast.

Sit up, put your trays in their upright positions, straddle the hype train, and launch your nuts into outer space. This week, J & Q reach into the dark abyss of space and pull out the Top 5 Space Movies floating in the cinematic atmosphere. Find out why there are so many John Goodman’s circling the earth and what happens when Q is confronted with possibly having to leave the planet. Instead he chooses to stay earthbound and jam his opinions on hollywood straight down your throats in a new segment called "Q-Tips".

Outside of some otherworldly conversations, listen to your out of this world hosts cast and battle space disasters and find out who makes our list of “second-favorite sponsors” this time around. This episode is timed in lightyears because there’s just so damn much to talk about, so get ready for liftoff in 5...….4……..3……...2……….Fart.

Strap on your Stars and Stripes underoos, boys and girls, as Q and J celebrate Fourth of July week by discussing the Top 5 American History movies. This isn't your mother's history class, as we'll be riding with Jesse James and the gang, talking the shootout at OK Corral, and singing along with Alexander Hamilton. Anachronisms, shmonachronisms, we're just looking for a good movie.

Not only that, hear the first-ever installment of J-Horror and listen as the guys pitch modern movies with historical figures. We also hear from some of our sponsors (favorites and not-so-favorites). It's a ride through time, and if you don't get your ticket you'll be sorry, as this episode will most definitely go down in......wait for it........history.

When the ground is a rockin', don't come a knockin', mainly because you should be running for your damn lives like Roland Emmerich is directing. Join Q & J as they strap on their hazmat suits and....WATCH OUT FOR THAT COW!!........okay, where were we? Right, the end is near and we want to go out like Will Smith, punching aliens, rather than little bitches. Won't you come be collateral damage in our adventure?

Having saved the world from utter destruction, the guys talk about their (honest-to-God) favorite sponsor…….and some of their second favorites as well, compete to re-pitch their favorite movies in different genres and listen to Bane give relationship advice. It’s the end of world as we know it and not even The Rock can save you this time. This whole thing is a disaster. Almost like your life.

What's better than a new Pixar movie release date? That's right, a Pixar sequel release date......well......not really. Q & J dive into the history, heart and heartaches of the Pixar universe in this very special : And Other Stuff Too. Find out which Pixar movies are the hosts' favorites and learn how all the Pixar movies are connected into one universe (it's totally true) and how, without character growth, our show has basically become Dreamworks Animation. NOOOOOOOO! Also, #fuckgrammar and some singing may make another appearance. Don't miss this episode! It's best listened to before you take your family to see Finding Dory this weekend, or before you go watch it alone like a creep.

It's time to go back.........to the future......and the past....and maybe the future again...right now! Join Q & J & Doc for a time traveling adventure as they are transported to the future when ideas and facts have been made definitive and then returned to tell you, faithful listener, the absolute best Time Travel movies of all.......time. By the time Joseph Gordon-Levitt has grown up into Bruce Willis, or, Bruce Willis has grown up into Bruce Willis with a blond wig, you'll be primed to have an excellent podcast adventure.

Not only that, but the guys talk about their (honest-to-God) favorite sponsor…….and some of their second favorites as well, recast a Hollywood favorite and talk about boooobs. It’s time to enable your flux capacitor and wrap your head around the concept of time itself, because where we're going, we don't need roads, and you don't need any other podcast. Because we are the best. Seriously. The best.

Calling All Furries! If you were going to listen to any podcast this week (or ever), this is the one for you. J & Q explore the world of dancing animals, sentient puppets, talking appendages and more as they list off the Top 5 Movies of all time featuring Anthropomorphized Lead Characters. If you don't know what that means, get a dictionary, fool! Do your toys come to life when you leave the room? Does your toaster miss you when you’re gone? Do they sing they sing while they’re at it? Then definitely don't miss this episode.

Aside from the anthropomorphin' action of the first half, the guys introduce you to their (honest-to-God) favorite sponsor.......and some of their second favorites as well, then play a game that may or may not end in disaster (it does). It's time to strap on those fuzzy ears and dive into the world of make-believe. Join us or we’ll bring your computer to life and get it to divulge your web browser history to the world on our next episode.

Never before in the history of film has there been a universe of movies as expansive as the Marvel Cinematic Universe (or, MCU, to cool people). The logistical and technical feats necessary to pull off everything that followed Iron Man is damn near a miracle. So, Q and J will honor that achievement by getting drunk and condensing it all into the Top 5 Marvel (Phase 1 & 2) movies of all time. Take that, Feige!

Meanwhile....the guys take a break to hear from their favorite super sponsors and come up with their own superhero origin stories on the very first Origin Porridge. Is there an after-credits scene? Did Iron Man 2 make it onto either list? (HAHAHA, no.) Are the kids at Dolph FUNdgren's Happy Time Arcade in true danger? Find out on this super episode of High Five: The Podcast...unless your arch-nemesis, personal hygiene, won't let you.