Hippouice Highlights 8/15/18:

– A duck boat in Branson Missouri capsized and killed 17 people

– You should really check out http://www.officialmikepence.com/

– Don’t use Edgepark Medical Supplies for your 100% insurance covered breast pumps, but it’s great for titty milk sales

– RIP John’s Dad, Mr. John J. Sanzari of Sunrise, Florida on Monday, August 13, 2018

Hippojuice Highlights 8/8/18:

– Sherri is super pregnant and so ready to drink wine again

– We realize we can play Toto’s Africa as much as we want

– We talk about electrocuting mice and dogs chasing rabbits and squirrels

Hippojuice Highlights 7/25/18:

– It’s Royce’s 36th birthday week and we prepare him for becoming famous

– Marie has a 24 hour ordeal to get home from Newark Airport

– John needs to repair his digital watch to use his Tabata timer– Shittyfluted songs are terribly fun

Hippojuice Highlights 7/18/18:

– Joel had his 34th birthday and it doesn’t matter

– Royce has been permantly disabled on Facebook so Marie is digitally single and ready to mingle

– We come up with a new Fast and the Furious movie where dinosaurs are driving

– Pastor Royce doesn’t have any friends and just won’t leave

Hippojuice Highlights 6/27/18:

– Royce and Marie saw Hall and Oates perform with Train

– Double Dare is back on Nickelodeon with Marc Summers who apparently had beef with Burt Reynolds on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

– Han Solo tanked because Chris Pratt wasn’t Han and Disney fans created a manifesto

– We do terrible dollar to pound conversion math and it ends in the Kelvin scale

Hippojuice Highlights 6/20/18:

– Royce is a hero because he jump started a lady’s car, Joel almost had a hero, and Marie was not a hero

– Kelly McGillis aged terribly, and Val Kilmer has had throat cancer since 2016 as we learn about Top Gun 2

– Gotti has 0% on the Rotten Tomatometer from critics and the reviews aren’t good

– Chris Pratt is everyone’s hero and a good person however Chrisley Knows Best

Hippojuice Highlights 6/13/18:

– Royce and Marie talk about their vacation to South Beach and Key West

– Sherri had to cut her hair because a grill singed a lot of it off

– Joel uses Instagram to publically shame Kelsey for not putting lids back on

– Mitch worked on the HurryCane infomercial, and I want to know where you get a cane like that

HippoJuice Highlights 5/16/18:

– Do you hear Yanny or Laurel?

– Rock and Roll stars R Kelly, Anthony Kiedis and Dr Dre drama

– Ben Affleck has a terrible back tattoo

– What animal would you domesticate if you would?

Hippojuice Highlights 5/2/18:

– Joel almost died falling 20 feet but he enjoyed his Mexican vacation

– Royce and Marie see Foo Fighters in Tampa and Infinity Wars

– Mitch and Sherri are not good students in birth class

– How to deal with assholes at the grocery store

– Royce hears about Netflix

Hippojuice Highlights 4/11/18:

– Sherri is baring gaining weight due to baby and Royce is rapidly losing it due to stress.

– John needs to know how many goats to accept before marriage

– Mice cannot eat half a ton of marijuana

– Talk to your pupper, doggo, or floofer in a baby voice because they understand