Hippojuice Highlights 8/23/17:

– Millennials are killing businesses and are more likely to prefer being fired over text

– Royce still won’t eat at Arby’s even though they’re selling a turkey leg for Game of Thrones

– ESPN pulls Robert Lee from calling a Virginia game

– Teen gets arrested for dancing the Macarena in the streets of Saudi Arabia

– We’re all going to Rave dance at each other’s funerals

Hippojuice Highlights 8/16/17:

– Special Guest WesternEcho aka Denis is in studio

– What did Trump do today that was so bad?

– Man wants to conceive a baby during the total eclipse on 8/21/17 while high

– Who wants to buy a MoviePass for $10 a month?

– We read PornHub data and learn a lot of fun facts

Hippojuice Highlights 8/9/17:

– Trump wants to meet North Korea with Fire and Furry but he’s also an inflatable chicken

– Cruise passengers ordered to switch off lights to be prepared for pirate attack

– London requires gay bars and they need to be gay enough and inspected by Pastor Royce

– Ashley Judd Facebook Live’s getting complimented at the German airport

– Who needs a Sugar Daddy?

Hippojuice Highlights 8/2/17:

– Chris Hardwick’s @midnight show has been canceled

– The problem with Apu by Kal Penn doesn’t take Van Wilder’s Taj into account

– People want to start making their own prescription drugs

– Ryan and Dutch explain Trap music to Royce and Marie

Hippojuice Highlights 7/26/17:

– Trump bans transgendered people from joining the US Military

– We talk about the top pizza chains and how the owner of Little Caesars is richer than Oprah

– NYC has subways over 50 years old and stuff doesn’t work anymore

– A guy gets a DUI for driving drunk in his own driveway but others get rich diving for gold balls

Hippojuice Highlights 7/19/17:

– 11 amazing annnouncements from The Walt Disney Company including a lot of Star Wars news

– What makes you a nerd, or just nerdy in general?

– R Kelly was apparently running a sex cult

– Pastor Royce pays a visit to talk about German abuse of the Catholic Regensburger Domspatzen choir for 70 years

Hippojuice Highlights 7/12/17:

– The social and political climate is so heated right now

– We listen to Stitches sing Bring in Yo Face and Molly Cyrus and then see his beef with The Game

– The DMV is even more terrible than before and we have the story to prove it

– 9 Things Allies should say

Hippojuice Highlights 7/5/17:

– CNN now stands for Cyber-Bully News Network

– We tell Fourth of July Stories and how many times we’ve been banned on Facebook

– Florida woman gets struck by lightening and give birth to what we hope is either Thor or a mutant

– 18 Creepy dark web stories

Hippojuice Highlights 6/28/17:

– Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional Support Dogs

– Is Better Call Saul better than Breaking Bad?

– Aaron McAvoy plays White Trash rock songs with his washing machine and a guy writes every Ed Sheeran song

– Do you just sit on the toilet or do you hover to avoid herpes?

– We solve a bunch of social problems.

Hippojuice Highlights 6/21/17:

– A Huffpo open letter to gay white men is read

– What happened to Phil Lord, Chris Miller, and the Han Solo Movie?

– Give Captain America a boyfriend already

– Texas can’t leave the US, but we gotta merge some states to make way for Puerto Rico

– Ryan: It was like Top Gun, but gayer. The Mexico Story.