Hippojuice Highlights 3/28/18:

– Statistically at least 2 Disney princesses have had aboirtions, and Pirates of the Caribbean should be mean to women

– You aren’t supposed to order a pepperoni pizza when you call 911 because it’s not a secret code

– There’s now a beer made with peeps, but don’t drink the stuff out of rubber duckies

– BMW is cutting off thumbs and Uber is disabling Volvo’s safety features

Hippojuice Highlights 3/21/18:

– Dogs are running a muck on Arizona highways, getting fed to snapping turtles in Idaho, and heiling Hitler in Scottland

– Buying organic makes you selfish, research shows — this explains the Whole Foods parking lot

– Ben Carson totally threw his wife Candy under the bus over a $31,000 dining room set

– Toys R Us and the last Blockbusters are closing and ending our childhood memories

Hippojuice Highlights 3/7/18:

– We’re back! New time, new intro, new show hosts, all new.

– Joel wants to get legally married without all the fun.

– Mitch and Sherri are expecting a baby but we don’t know what kind.

– John is a certified personal trainer and also single, ladies.

– Royce is doing a political show with Mersh now called Revenge of the Cis.

HippoJuice Highlights 12/13/17:

– We’re already starting to watch Christmas movies and we talk about shopping for Christmas gifts

– Keaton Jones is being taken advantage of by his own mother

– Florida man urinates in middle of Steak ‘n Shake in Tampa in front of customers

– We showcase the show Drop the Mic which Joel really likes a lot

Hippojuice Highlights 12/6/17:

– Mitch & Mersh guest star in this week’s show

– Best movie cop characters of all time

– Can we have only electric cars by 2040?

– Matt Lauer is now in a lot of trouble

– We interview Erik Nelson, the director of A Gray State, which airs on A&E December 11, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 11/15/2017:

– Kyle is back in the studio for the first time in a long time, and Mersh is in studio as well

– Mersh was in an episode of One Tree Hill and we show the clip

– Impossible AR 15 Gun modifications get really out of hand and turn into Lunchables conversation

– Spoiler Alert: Flat Earthers STILL think the Earth is flat

Hippojuice Highlights 11/1/2017:

– We have Erik Nagel guest star from It’s Erik Nagel Show

– Stranger Things 2 comes out and it awesome and very historically accurate, but lots of shows from the 80’s don’t hold up

– Kevin Spacey is in some really hot water but he grew up in a House of Horrors

– Harvey Weinstein, James Toback, & Brett Ratner are also in hot water

– Could Dan Schneider also be in trouble?

Hippojuice Highlights 10/11/17:

– Jack Johnson, Minnesota, Dallas, and American Airlines stories from Royce and Marie

– Mark Zuckerberg uses VR Safari in Puerto Rico

– Hayley Geftman-Gold immediately fired as the top legal executive at CBS

– The Foo Fighters Did Not Have A Good Time Filming “Carpool Karaoke” And They Don’t Really Care Who Knows

– Boy Scouts of America to allow girls to join, earn Eagle Scout rank

Hippojuice Highlights 9/20/17:

– Puerto Rico doen’t have power because of Hurricane Maria

– Don’t let your sex robot get hacked and then kill you

– The James Franco trailer for The Disaster Artist came out and it looks amazing

– Taco Bell is opening 300 locations that will serve booze

– Politicians can’t stop jacking it

Hippojuice Highlights 8/30/17:

– Walter Mercado, the Hispanic David Bowie, is interrupted by a call in from Ernesto Trump

– Disney World has Wine Slushies and somehow Ryan turns it into washed up rock bands

– Tebow gets hit in the head and we talk about the Mayweather vs Mcgregor fight

– CNN interviews the wrong mother from Houston and they’re so sorry