Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Russ is still on his trip to Italy to see if he can replace the Pope or something, so here's a pre-recorded award show. It's definitely a concept we stick with for more than 15 minutes before getting derailed talking about French comic characters that no one gives a shit about.

Notes: The Hoggies, Toker’s Fave, Shinobi Executing Eggman, Felons for Melon, Top French Thing That People Won’t Shut the Fuck Up About, Toonforce Potion, Bathroom Boys, Super Ball Girls, Drink Flatner’s Bevmania, Protein Sodas, Pina Colada Song Movie, Spacenoid Sydney Sweeney, Don’t Mess with the Zohran, Lord Frederick, Southern Font, The Goo is Good?, Alan’s Snack Smuggling Fantasy, Sexyman Fawful, Sega is Releasing the Files, Taako Adventurezone Situation, Squasc, My Beautiful Doug Twisted Fantasy, Tutter-coded, Uncles on Stumps

May flights of Dogberts sing thee to thy rest. RIP Dilbert 1989-2026

Notes: Dilbert Nakama, Dilberuto, Zune Talk, Two Eight Ounces Later: The Coke Temple, Pepsi Drips, Gandalf Vape, Broughtcha Dilberito, Avatar foreskins, STEMsons, TikTok Dilbert Predictions, The Legend of Badlands, The new TBell Value Menu, The Protein Will Save Us, Viral Bipartisan Pizza, Pibby Lone Gunmen, Secret Icee Glorp SKUs, STEM Sanrio, Gooner Trolls, 100 Gekirangers, Jesus Town 

Now that he has officially been invited to the Na'vi cookout, we will accept everyone's apologies for saying that Spider was "cringe" or "had no sauce".

Notes: Eywa Cloud Saves, Spider Polymarket, Peylak’s Sticky Icky, Slim Canman’s Guaranavatar: Flaved and Caffed, Seasonal Konbini Drinks, Marshmallow Test Dailies, Mr Blue Skin, The Scene Where Spider Really Had to Pee, Reverse Json, Eywandica, Grinch Salt, Wendy’s Fart Kitchen, AI Farmed Fish, In the Mood for Hoppers, DIY Glorp, The UberEats War, Peak Fashtendo, Captain Marvelous, Greatest Game Ever?, Giving an Ape a Tenga Egg, Elf Balls Theory, They're Not Making Games Anymore

Folks, we've got a quick holiday treat in the form of a podcast recorded while Alan was in Japan

NOTES: Alan going Wolverine mode, what to do if you get attacked by mercenaries on an airplane, Zootopia 2 is the first movie not about LOVE, Fruitopia 2/Brendan Refreshers Soda Gallery, Alan’s saving the Suica Penguin, We talk DOG from Mug Root Beer, Russ is MAD about Coco Ichinbanya, Japanese Cold Chili, Shadow in the Nice Timbs, Built By Gamers: Feudal Japan Edition, The Blue Dragon’s Trick.

We were late to the Trump blowing Bubba email news so we had to find something no one else is talking about: how our stupid government is destroying our beloved penny and keeping the loathsome nickel

Notes: They’re Killing the Penny, Podcaster DESTROYS the Nickel, Heroes Don’t Do That, Famichiki Sando, The Second Rally to Restore Sanity, A&W vs Bevtaster Bad-cans: Whoever Nibs We Gulp, He Will Never Grow the Fungus, We gotta get Watto scanned, Open Sores Code, The People’s Pizza, Lady Speeds to Pizza Portal, The Music They/Them, Wacky Dominos Vehicles, Blowing Bubba, Skull Face Labubu, TikTok Swimmers Kit, Chuckster Wendig, The Ghostly Scarecrow of Chiang Rai, Burgoo with the Goblins, General Monster

Well, the government shutdown has stopped our monthly checks from the three letter agencies that pay us to do the show. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Journalism, that's what.

Notes: Which MGS3 Character is Most like the Antichrist, Tiny Cousins and Fiverr Nephews, Lil’ SP, FastFoodjimoto Presents Chainstraw Can: The Fizzy Arc OR Chugonia: That’s a Little Evil Drink, Red Bug Dye, True Buffalo, former boss robberies, Rise and Grind Slenderman, Pope Goldbelly, Portnoy’s Pizza Kabbalah, Big Byootocks, GameStamps, The Sonic Airplane, Tawna’s Reverse Bimbofication, Electro-wave Human Tackle

We're taking a stand against sexy Frankensteins and all sorts of ghasts and ghoulies that are being normalized in our twisted society these days.

Notes: Frankensteins are Having a Moment, Kinetoscope Screamers, Waymo Christine, Sitcom Perverts, Toy Chica, Ryans vs Golden Corral, Worm Brothel, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another, Do it for the Vineland/Tron Taurines: Jared Liter’s Sips Cult, Food Science Operation Paperclip, Taco Bell’s: The Layer Slayer, Luxe Box Skull Face, Mori Calliflippe Challenge, Shaboozey Rebrand, AI Uncle, Global Warming State Foods,  Metron’s Mobius Bed, The Maker’s Dome, Sucked off by Veggieman, Blue Fugates, TikTok Alien Meteor, Scream at every AI

Well we were going to announce all the leaked DLC characters for Sonic Racing: Crossworlds, but the damn rapture stole our thunder. And right after my barista refused to write Watto on my cup? I can't even with this freaking hell world

Notes: Pascal’s Draft Kings, Bulls in Heaven, Dr Kidney Stone, Watto’s Starbucks Order, Pull Tab Appreciation presents: One Bottle After Another - Do it for the Vineland, Socialism with Toydarian Characteristics, America’s Bimbofied Chicken History, The Day the Raisins Died, Superchat Begging for Peg, BK3 Plan, The Hungry Podcast Prude, Lizard Pizza, Beer City Pizza Controversy, Vector: A Life in Four Chapters, Hitchbot Memorial, Elio 2: The Secret of the Glorp, JetSpeed, Femcel Riddler, Condiment King’s Listeria Outbreak, Too Many Energy Constructs, Melania Hatman

We brought on our friend Bossman Scott (@fkasocks) to give us an update on all the hottest games dropping this fall. He also spent a long time talking about gamer girl bath water and Joey’s World Tour. Are you mad at us?


 

Notes: Bossman Scott’s Fall Gaming Update, Prima Noctis, Ethical Girlwater, GoonerSupps, The 1 to 3 Sips of Scotty Doo: Featuring the Hex Swirls, Joey.EXE, The Return of Dr Pizza Stone and Evil Mr Pizza Steel, Bo-Linda, Brian Griffin of the Puppygirl Chats, DMT NiGHTS Vision, Nationalized Points Card, Crawthems

We watched Ne Zha 2 and saw a vision of a future with epic pee jokes and hype moments. Back here in America though? Nothing but different treat brands going Woke (and then Broke shortly thereafter.)

Notes: Chopped Barrel, Greta Thunberg’s Gifts, Watto of the Worlds, King Time, A24oz Presents Ne ZhA&W Brew: Root-vesti-beer of the Slobs, Labubu Face, Flatzz, Cajun Hornymen, Trump’s Handsome Pizza Party, The Hedgehog’s Gospel, Robert Crumb Bigfoot, Chinese Cryptids