Hold Your Goats

Hold Your Goats

By Chance Helt, and Ian Hansgen.ComedySociety & CultureNews
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Hold Your Goats episodes

  • Episode 55 - Sit or Squat?

    In this episode, Your Goat Lords talk about the things that really matter. Like bathroom anxiety, and eating Tide pods.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    45 min
  • Episode 54 - Cats Are the Real Bigots

    Your omniscient Goat Lords discuss vulgarity, jealousy, parenting, how cats are ass holes, and happiness on this the 54th episode of the HYG.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 53 - Don't Touch My Stuff

    Your ostentatious Goat Lords are baffled at the absence of hate mail based on the show's content and how long it has been running. We also discuss D&D, the unconventionality of online-dating, privilege, WE FOUND DE WEA, JT rides a Rascal Scooter, and Chance rants.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 52 - Lip Smacking in Front of a Wall

    Your omniscient Goat Lords discuss New Years Resolutions, the holiday season, Peanut butter, having kids out of wedlock, social anxiety, mindfulness, lying, small talk, snow boarding, lip smacking, close mindedness, the hiring process, and Alexandre Thoreau.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    53 min
  • Episode 51 - Apple Sniffs Your Smelly Piss

    In this, the 51st episode of the HYG podcast, Ian and Chance discuss the Apple scandal of slowing down older model phones with their software updates, the difference between dates and prunes, and what Wi-Fi actually means.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 50 - The Christmas Special!

    We made it Episode 50! Come celebrate Christmas early with your humble Goat Lords, the epitomes of piety. This episode has it all! From BM's to Bob Saget. We even touch on feminism, freedom of speech and SSRI's.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 49 - That Is One Nice Mailmen

    You spoke and we listened! Due to popular demand, we got Chuck Face back on the show. We go deep into philosophical quandaries and I dare say we touch on the true essence of humanity. Remember to stay strong, hold those goats, and name your first born Donald.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 48 - Jim Carrey, the Philosopher

    In this episode, Ian and Chance discuss the new Jim Carrey, death, and what it means to be human. We also got our first sponsor! kek

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

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    1 hr
  • Episode 47 - Dating a Corporate Zombie

    Your most humble Goat Overseers "dissertate" the intricacies of dating, corporate America, and streaming.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

    Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats

    Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel

    Donate to the show using our Tip Jar

    Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 46 - How You Feel 'Bout Elians?

    Chance and Ian get in to some crazy topics in this episode. You will have to hold on tight to you goats for this one. Feel free to point us in some directions so we may put this one to bed, or you can just rage at us for losing our minds. Whatever floats your boat.

    What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.

    Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats

    Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel

    Donate to the show using our Tip Jar

    Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    42 min

About Hold Your Goats

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This is the Hold Your Goats Podcast hosted by your Goat Lords: Chance and Ian. We get together once a week to tell funny stories and talk about issues we find important.