Hold Your Goats

By Chance Helt, and Ian Hansgen.

This is the Hold Your Goats Podcast hosted by your Goat Lords: Chance and Ian. We get together once a week to tell funny stories and talk about issues we find important.... more

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How many episodes does Hold Your Goats have?

The podcast currently has 64 episodes available.

Hold Your Goats episodes:

October 14, 2017 Episode 45 - Comparing Apples to Oranges
In this episode of the HYG, Ian and Chance bring you special guest JT. We discuss a range of varying topics, but mostly the malicious nature of planned obsolescence.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
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Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
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1h 10min
August 24, 2017 Episode 44 - Rabid Bats
Your Goat Lords are back after a short reprieve. Ian and Chance discuss the finer things in life. Such as drugs, snakes, rabies, and removing gnats from your eyes. Just hit play, sit back, and surrender control of your mind to us, your all-deserving Goat Lords.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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50min
June 27, 2017 Episode 42 - Stupid Male
Your Holy Goat Lords discuss the best way to date. Is it Wine & Dine, or the tried and tested beat-them-over-the-head-with-a-club method? We also talk about the old guy living in his parents basement who is trying to molest me.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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19min
June 22, 2017 Episode 41 - Big Fat Fake Blood Diamonds
Your most gracious Goat Lords talk about how far diamonds have infiltrated our culture, marriage, actual cannibal Shia Labeouf, and spelling bees.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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26min
June 19, 2017 Episode 40 - Alternative CPR
Your enlightened Goat Overseers converse over topics like: messing with peeps at stop signs, Doter Two, The Pagemaster, and CPR.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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18min
June 19, 2017 Episode 39 - M.D. of Death
Your holy Goat Lords discuss Korn, Folk Music, Paul is dead, and cats vs. dogs.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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20min
June 15, 2017 Episode 38 - Farewell Mayor West
We talk about Toxoplasma gondii, the intricacies of language, the OG Manbat, and the evils of advertisement.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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21min
June 12, 2017 Episode 37 - DGAF
Description. Words. Whatever. Who reads this anyways?
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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20min
June 10, 2017 Episode 36 - Squeeze Your Sneeze Away
Ian and Chance talk about Nintendo, speedrunning, how to make a sneeze go away, and mental illness.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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17min
June 08, 2017 Episode 35 - That's Incredible
Incredibles 2 is Fake News. #sad
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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20min

FAQs about Hold Your Goats:

How many episodes does Hold Your Goats have?

The podcast currently has 64 episodes available.