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- Episode 34 - A Glitch in the Matrix
Your enigmatic Capri-deities discuss how walking around the park in your birthday suit is just gross, stahp fingerin' mee, Youtube, time management, and Social media.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
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Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
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16 min - Episode 33 - Smoke 'Em Out
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Grasp firmly to our cloven hooves as we embark on this esoteric expedition through existence. You gasp as our enlightened goat forms artlessly displace the very fabric of space and time granting us swift passage through the cosmos. We rapidly descend upon a black hole; our minds meld into a singularity of consciousness due to the spaghettification of our beings as we cross the event horizon.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
18 min - Episode 32 - Brain Fart
Your all-powerful goat lords discuss When the Sun Dies, peace in the Middle East, police officers, Millennial Screeching, the Interwebs, and Samuel L. Jackson.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
24 min - Episode 31 - Philosophical Sports Stars
Ian and Chance talk about Blackfish, sports, and reality T.V.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
16 min - Episode 30 - A Dazzle of Zebras
This week has been a cockamamie jumble of unforeseeable events. The original audio of Ian and Chance was lost to the void. Chance is flying solo in this the thirtieth episode of the Hold Your Goats Podcast.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
22 min - Episode 29 - Depressive Dreams on Caffeine
Your omniscient Goat Lords talk about energy drinks, feeling depressed, and lucid dreaming.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
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Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
16 min - Episode 28 - Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams
In this, the twenty-eighth episode of the Hold Your Goats Podcast, your unostentatious Goat Lords discuss crusty eye-boogers, getting hit on by older women, the sensation of touch, heart transplants, and the Ganzfeld Effect.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
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Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
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19 min - Episode 27 - There Is No Cake
Your magnanimous Goat Lords converse over a choice mishmash of material ranging from pernicious business ventures across state lines to the unending mediocrity that is the essence of human existence.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
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Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
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Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
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17 min - Episode 26 - My Juicy Fruit Is Too Juicy
Your Goat Overseers discuss in-state tuition, gum, Blizzard games, and special effects.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
17 min - Episode 25 - R.I.P. Skype
We talk about the death of Skype, our lives this last week, and some fake news.
What gets your goat? We would like to know. Send us an email about the things in life that make you upset to [email protected] with What Gets Your Goat in the subject line. Your humble Goat Lords will do their best to help you get your goat back.
Like us on Facebook @holdyourgoats
Video versions of the podcast can be found on the Hold Your Goats YouTube Channel
Donate to the show using our Tip Jar
Find out more on the Hold Your Goats website.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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About Hold Your Goats
From the publisher's feed
This is the Hold Your Goats Podcast hosted by your Goat Lords: Chance and Ian. We get together once a week to tell funny stories and talk about issues we find important.