For the MotherTruckin love of Dolly, a Hick done went and let Apple win again… I’m weak… but you damn well know I got something to say about it.

Holy hell all y’all! Celebrities been droppin like flies this year fo shiz.

Why come we ain’t got no beauty requirement for the job of President?

Is it wrong that I get a Miss Piggy vibe from Mariah Carey?

Why do we give Tyga and Kylie any attention?

Even the Hick can’t help himself… I still love me some Leah Remini!!! Sister is not having it and it’s TITS!!!

Got some quotes to prove celebrities are just as dumb as the rest of us.

Got all y’all MotherTruckers an update on the straight up idiot boy who went to rescue the children that didn’t need rescuing at the pizza joint in DC… there ain’t enough Dolly in the world to help!

And this Punkin Head can’t find nobody to sing at his party s&#t is getting hysterical… I’m just sayin is all!

Yo MotherTruckers… FYI, my b$#ch a$# cannot calm down on account nobody nowhere will calm the eff down.

And there is this b$#ch ass YouTube prank video a#$ MotherTrucker who went and claimed racism on a plane and a Hick is straight up callin BULL!!!

Also, for the love of Dolly, I wish some of these holier than thou b$#ch a#$ celebrities would just shut the hell up. Get your mothertruckin facts straight before you go spoutin yo damn mouth off!

Speakin of planes, some crazy a#$ homo done went and lost his mind on a plane yelling at Punkin Head’s daughter… Shocker… his a#$ was booted. When dumb a#$ fools gonna realize flight attendants will kick yo a#$ off faster than goose sh*@ slides through a tin horn?

Another so called starlet done went and accidentally on purpose leaked some titty pics.

RIP Zsa Zsa girl. We revisit her famous slappin a cop across the face incident… mad props girl… you’ll be missed.

Eff Lena Dunham and her b$#ch a#$ alter ego untoward nonsense.

And FYI all y’all MotherTruckers, I gots a PSA thanks to our Russian friends.

Yo MotherTruckers... in case you ain't convinced yet (and if you ain't then never tell me cause we will be broke the eff up forever)... Dolly Parton really is the greatest human ever.

Got an update on the exact opposite of Dolly, the grossest person ever to live with his druggin and raping ways, Mr. Bill Cosby is looking for a plea deal.

Who knew, MotherTruckers? Cindy Brady is a straight up homo hater.

Chat almost got his ass kicked by a girl

Guess who went and got a case of the sads cause someone shot up a pizza joint under false pretenses, MotherTruckers? If you listen to his family he's a super great guy too, BTW.

And further proof Ellen is straight up evil, full of shiz, Mothertruckers.

Yo MotherTruckers! In case any y'all wondering, the Hick's MotherTruckin home state of North Carolina is still vying for Straight Up Most Horrible State In The Country trophy. PIZZAGATE!!! Pizzagate shooter. This stuff is straight up nuts... thanks again NC.

Y'all ready to meet Carol, the dumb ass b%$#h who gave up hope? It's going so well for her.

Oh my sweet Dolly, this fire up in Oakland at the Ghost Ship warehouse party is straight up sad and go figure the dude who runs it is stone cold nuts.

Remember Daniele Watts? If not, I'm fixing to remind yo ass. Gots an update.

And a quick little story to fill you with some delicious sparkle feelings. Dolly knows we need 'em.

Yo MotherTruckers! Would somebody please tell Punkin Head to shut his fart puss the eff up and just be presidential? I'm just saying is all. Somebody's needing some Dolly in her life: Some crazy ass right wing honkey done went and lost her mind in a Michael's craft store... 'Merica all y'all. Speaking of I'm just saying is all, if'n you ain't figured it out, The Hollywood Hick is smart as f*$@... I gots proof. Justin Bitch Ass Bieber is back at it, getting all punchy. Lindsay's step mama might be back at it, clink clink. And the heir to the Fiat fortune will make you feel like you got showered in nothing but rainbows, sparkles and sunshine on account you ain't him.

Who the hell knew facts weren't necessary? People already need a 2x4 to the head Marky Mark style (we are still broke the f*&$ up forever in case you are wondering... f@%# him). It's happening already MotherTruckers... On this side-splitting episode of The Hollywood Hick, comedian Brent Parris regales from his Florida room. America needs to be put on a 5150 hold for electing that fart puss with a dead mangy fox on his head. A Hick is fascinated by the murder mystery in New York where a high-profile jeweler's son claims he "never killed anyone" despite tons of evidence. KANYE GOT 5150'D... Hahahahahahahaha... What took so long? Dennis Rodman (he still exists MotherTrucker) done went and committed hit and run. And somebody done went and "accidentally on purpose" flashed her hoo-ha.

WTF America? Laugh along as The Hollywood Hick wonders, a couple days after we elected Trump, what the hell done gone wrong in this country? The American people done went and gone nuts. We now have President Pumpkin Head. Plus that Vice President he picked is self-righteous and downright evil to the core. In Hollywood news, Mariah Carey's divorce continues to be interesting as hell, and Wendy Williams called the diva a "mess." There's more Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna drama. Plus the obligatory feel-good about ourselves stories.

The mother-truckin' presidential election is almost over and the Hollywood Hick couldn't be happier cuz he's sick of looking at that "orange pumpkin head." Louis C.K. Conan's appearance, where the comedian endorsed Hillary Clinton, is reviewed. The Hick asserted that folks that don't vote in the election should be throat-punched. The Country Music Awards did the wrong thing when Beyonce got hate and shade from horrendous racist a-holes on social media. James Packer broke the fuck up with alleged "pillow queen" and pop star Mariah Carey and it got pretty ugly. Gross-ass Mc-Grosserson AKA serial rapist Bill Cosby ain't gonna be able to suppress key prosecution evidence relating to his upcoming trial. Molester, former Ashley Madison member and ex-television personality Josh Duggar received divorce papers from his soon to be ex-wife Anna.

Hey, y'all, it's another hi-larious episode of The Hollywood Hick podcast! As Brent Parris gets ready to go on a little vay-cay, he talks about the latest from showbiz. It's Wonder Woman's 75th anniversary, and you all know how much Brent loves Wonder Woman! And the superhero was named United Nations honorary ambassador for the empowerment of women and girls, to the butthurt of some fools out there. Plus, some have done lost their minds because Wonder Woman might be bisexual. Douchnozzle Justin Bieber is up to some more nonsense, getting upset about fans screaming while he's trying to talk. Lindsay Lohan, shocker, is still a straight up mess. And lots more, mothertruckers!

The Hollywood Hick regales with more tales from the Florida room, spitting distance from Hollywood and Vine! Why do car dealers and their maintenance service centers make things so mother truckin' difficult? Donald Trump's "pussygate" story is off the charts! And Billy Bush ain't coming out smelling like no rose, either. Drama magnet Azalea Banks is all "upset" over allegations Russell Crowe done physically tossed her ass out of a party. And, as always, we all need a story or two that makes us all feel better about ourselves. And lots more, y'all!