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  • Episode 110: Do Overshares live longer? feat. Robin and Lacie

    I have Robin Greenspan & Lacie Harmon this week and I feel so honored to have them on my show.

    I' ve known Lacie for maybe 25 years! We met doing stand up comedy and low and behold 25 years later we have not lost our sense of humor! And we are still a making comedy, albeit mostly online but we are still here!

    Lacie and I have floated through each others lives but never really sat down and talked. I met Robin and honestly if I could pick my parents I would pick them! Or my neighbors.

    I fell in love with them and you will too!

    Show Notes!

    Robin and Lacie have been together for 21 years.

    Life throws us major curve balls in our relationships

    Robin & Lacie Youtube

    Amy Schumer made 38.5 million dollars net

    Girl Play with Dom DeLuise and Mink Stole

    Lisa says "I love seeing everybody naked, are you kidding?"

    "We have over sharing in common"

    "You have to be an idiot not to be terrified right now about what's happening in this country."

    "I've heard even Eckhart Tolle reads hims comments and feels bad." says Lisa

    Guru Singh says that we need ego, it keeps us alive

    Three Jews talking about Christmas trees

    Keeping indoor plants seems wrong in some way...

    Shifting from what can I get to what can I give.

    At the Vancouver Peace Summit last September, the Dalai Lama said something that ricocheted around the globe. He said that he is a feminist. And he said Western women will save the world.

    Sex Symbol with a Dry Vagina

    Embrace the gassy

    There is always that one comic...

    The Two Lady Neighbors...a good name for a sitcom

    We make each other laugh

    If you are with a person without a sense of humor...that sounds horrible...

    It gets harder as you get older to maintain a sense of humor.

    Be Silly Now http://honestlylisa.com/besillynow/

    "Goofiness is the highest honor that can be bestowed on comedy." says Lacie

    Will Ferrell crying scene from Anchorman.

    "I'm a tech geek who dresses well" says Lisa

    You need a boyfriend with old Levis

    Lacie and Robin Facebook

    Ovaries and Uterus are not communicating

    2 menopausal women in the same house

    Prolonged hot flashes

    Hillary didn't get elected...we all need to step up

    Saving the world through humor

    We're needed and have a lot to offer

    Please leave a review if you like what you hear or share with your friends. Spread around some love. I need the validation or my dad does.

    1 hr 4 min
  • 114: Be Your Authentic Self In Your Boyfriend's Closet feat. Valinda Cochella

    Valinda Cochella

    https://www.facebook.com/SouthBayYoginis/

    https://www.yogaalliance.org/TeacherPublicProfile/tid/42143

    Teaching Kundalini yoga for 17 years

    https://www.udemy.com/user/viriamkaur/

    Kundulini yoga is the yoga of awareness

    Clearing out all the things that you are not and coming into the truth of who you really are

    Joshua Tree Music Festival: http://www.joshuatreemusicfestival.com/

    EMDR: http://www.emdr.com/what-is-emdr/

    works on glands, organs, and nervous system

    mantras

    Dance Movement Therapist

    Hatha Yoga works on the musculo-skeletal system

    Biography of a Yogi: https://www.amazon.com/Autobiography-Yogi-P-Yogananda/dp/8120725247

    40,000 years old or ???

    sat/nam Truth is my name

    Kundalini yoga was reserved for the upper class

    Starting teaching yoga without a certification

    Yogi Bhajan: http://www.yogibhajan.org/main/

    Yogi Teas: https://www.yogiproducts.com/teas/herbal-teas/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwtpDMBRC4ARIsADhz5O5Bk5XEIc5VxgKiUeVjfywBxD9xF6juiJ3-SzzqVpY7oPn8dani2wgaAkdbEALw_wcB

    Healed her in a very deep level

    Anxiety

    $30 a class paid to yoga teachers. Teaching 17 classes a week to make ends meet.

    Hathalini?

    Teaches Hatha Yoga to get people into her Kundalini classes

    Be your authentic self

    Be You...Be You...

    Kundalini helps you figure out and bring you back to your authentic self

    There are stages of spiritual development...the first is the stage of the novice

    Your resistance to the gong is the resistance to you

    God is inside you

    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

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    30 min
  • 112: The Shopping Hall of Shame Feat. Jessica Gottlieb and Stefanie Pollard

    This week I have Jessica Gottlieb & Stefanie Pollard. I met them on Instagram. I followed them for a while and then realized he had all the same haunts. They shop with what appears to be no guilt and I wanted some of that Koolaid. I have talked about my shopping problem before. I feel shame for buying clothes and I love it. Like the dude who you knew did want anything but sex and you liked him more and new you would get hurt and slept with anyhow. I don't why I have this need, I have talked about it with therapist, blah! If I have the perfect outfit I will have a perfect life? Or other people with think I have a perfect life? Or is it because we shopped a lot growing up and it brings me comfort like moms oatmeal cookies for other.

    I met them on Instagram. I followed them for a while and then realized we had all the same haunts. They shop with what appears to be no guilt and I wanted some of that Koolaid.

    They shop with what appears to be no guilt and I wanted some of that Koolaid.

    I have talked about my shopping problem before. I feel shame for buying clothes and I love it. Like the dude who you knew did want anything but sex and you liked him more and new you would get hurt and slept with anyhow. I don't why I have this need, I have talked about it with therapist, blah! If I have the perfect outfit I will have a perfect life? Or other people with think I have a perfect life? Or is it because we shopped a lot growing up and it brings me comfort like moms oatmeal cookies for other.

    I have talked about it with therapists(plural)

    If I have the perfect outfit I will have a perfect life? Or other people with think I have a perfect life? Or is it because we shopped a lot growing up and it brings me comfort like moms oatmeal cookies for other.

    Who knows! But I do know the show notes are below and you should check them out cause they have great style and great ideas and then nice, funny people.

    SHOW NOTES!

    http://wearemidlife.com/

    Twitter @WeAreMidlife Instagram @WeAreMidlife Pinterest @WeAreMidlife Facebook @WeAreMidlife

    It's not shallow to want your family to look good.

    Showing up looking good is a matter of confidence

    How do you get to be a billionaire and not know how to wear a suit? Golf pants pantie lines. please.

    Of all the things that are happening in America, Trump's ass is the one that gets my goat.

    Jessica has been blogging a super long time.

    Zara: https://www.zara.com/us/en/woman/new-in-c840002.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwtpDMBRC4ARIsADhz5O713tTGUNRBcADx39fUIr5MT4j_zTycwAUB05GeeKzd9xxyeYzKQloaAh0IEALw_wcB

    Channel: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=CO_CORPORATE__en_US_sea_20170320&WT.mc_t=sea&gclid=Cj0KCQjwtpDMBRC4ARIsADhz5O5FlNNyElmlkbh0Tt3bTihLpCFqJF-SXOxs96fGYgYGcSFnCszM75EaAvtLEALw_wcB

    Fashion Square: https://www.westfield.com/fashionsquare

    HA HA Club: http://hahacafecomedyclub.com/

    Lisa fell in love with clothing while shopping with her dad as a little kid.

    At 15 got a first credit card for Gucci https://www.gucci.com/us/en/

    Victoria Secret: https://www.victoriassecret.com/?cm_mmc=SEM-_-GOOGLE-_-VSD_Brand+-+Victoria+Secret+-+Exact-_-Brand+Victoria+Secret+Exact&gclid=CjwKEAjwtpDMBRC4xebfxpzu8mUSJAA4c-Tum-z1Pxjt7kIrbY6dowJXSD9jxAcfbsThzJ1F0qP6VBoCVbXw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

    Lisa was trained on her dad's credit cards

    Lisa is really good at working, but not good at making money. This year she feels she is going to figure it the fuck out.

    We don't ask men about balance in their life.

    Day Drinking is the only skill I had

    It's hard to make a marriage work in Hollywood-land

    No one told me about the black poop

    Life can be really scary. As you get older you notice more of the scary stuff, but this can also redirect you in wonderful ways

    The secret to people who don't really belong in your life is to just say goodbye. It's sad, but sadder to be beaten up by the relationships in your li

    Midlife crisis

    25,000 people following Jessica and Stefanie on Instagram

    How to Insert a Menstrual Cup: https://www.youtube.com/user/JessicaGottlieb

    People abandon ship on their blog because it's hard.

    Lisa wants to live in Bali - wants to be a digital nomad

    Going on vacation is difficult

    You need to learn to manage your time so that you will not be doing work at the dinner table. Family first. Unless we're being showered with money...in that case my family can suck it.

    I come from a family that is much smarter than me

    Jessica and Stefanie balance each other very well.

    Stefanie believes in buying classic things

    I need space in between everything in my closet

    Butler's closet filled with cashmere

    Lisa cuts her own bangs

    Thyroid problems

    Mom would pick up laundry every day

    Lisa lost her mom 10 years ago. Has long discussions in the shower with her.

    Lisa's mom bought her a dress a Saks http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/Entry.jsp

    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • 108: 10 Dating Your Own Body Feat. Jill Allen

    Jill Allen Radiant Vibes-

    Embracing my belly!

    We have spent our whole lives thinking things need to be different or need to change.

    Loving ourselves is not getting a massage.It's deeper. (cliche I know but true.)

    My bravado make me laughs because it's my insecure neediness,

    Crazy ass sugar phase.

    I am not doing a dance to the Bay City Rollers.

    My soul is really calling!

    I am not doing a dance to the Bay City Rollers!

    Stop breath and feel your body... I know.

    Get the full show notes at www.honestlylisa.com

    Find Jill at [email protected]

    54 min
  • 106 Is This Menopause Fog or Amnesia? Re-Discovering You feat. Lisa Paskel

    https://www.instagram.com/lisapaskel1

    Mama's Yoga House

    [email protected]

    Yoga Teacher, Spiritual Leader

    Life After Break ups

    Letting go of ego and seeing what life holds for you

    Weekend at Joshua Tree and the Wandering Yogini

    One night stands, mushroom sex, and sex in a vw bus

    She channels and interprets vibrations

    Accepting body changes as we age

    https://www.theelephantpants.com/

    http://minimalismfilm.com/watch/

    https://www.amazon.com/My-Way-White-Clouds/dp/8172612184

    Rebel Guru, Spiritual as Fuck

    Menopause Fog

    Lisa Teaches us to become our own teachers

    Journey inside self and turn inward toward freedom

    Taking clothes to a consignment store embarassment

    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

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    59 min
  • 104: Watch Me Fall Down, then You Get Up feat. Shannon Whaley

    Shannon Whaley Traveling Wildwoman!

    Women's business and marketing coach - works with passionate and driven service based entrepreneurs, taking side gigs and turning them into sustainable businesses.

    Lisa gets sidetracked to begin with, forgets to eat and then buys a really expensive salad.

    Has been doing this for a while, but has kind of changed and morphed all along.

    Just broke up with 3 year boyfriend, and is moving to Italy. Longest relationship except cats, who are living with her mom.

    She thinks a lot of people start coaching to live wherever they want.

    Hannah Dixon (listen to the episode with Hanna here) Location independent.

    Danielle LaPorte - amazing author on figuring out what you want to feel, to be the person you want to be.

    Shannon's core desired feelings: ease, passion, freedom, adventure. (I use these when I'm making decisions, will they get me closer or father away from my mission?)

    Intuitive feelings with excitement or trepidation "don't do this!"

    "Now that I'm sober, I have more access to those feelings." - Shannon

    "I have a feeling, I don't know how often I listen to my intuition" - Lisa

    Met boyfriend long before they got together, she was a cocktail waitress in Seattle, he was a DD for his friends.

    2013 - Left Seattle and moving to San Diego to be a hairstylist, but also had to be a waitress to support her growing hair business. But really didn't want to do the same thing she was doing in Seattle.

    Was invited to Cayman Islands by boyfriend to visit, and moved there because she wanted to do something different. Her boyfriend was already sober, she knew she was done and needed a clean start.

    "of course I was that girl and came home wasted" - Shannon

    When did you discover that you could make money online?

    The Pathfinder, Nicholas Lore

    Started looking at what was possible for her, yoga teacher, coach... Coach!

    Had gone to Tony Robbins events, and used to be a counselor and has a degree in psychology, and thought "That would be a perfect way to use my degree and help people" And I could help anyone anywhere in the world.

    "Everything I wanted when I graduated from college, but didn't know how to access" - Shannon

    Working with women in crisis, vs. making themselves better.

    She's taken two coach trainings, Institute for life coach training, inner glow circle.

    Becoming an assistant trainer so she can be a coach trainer.

    Has a one-on-one clientele and a group class starting in April. Has a retreat coming up in Italy in June.

    Who is coming to you? Coaches.

    I've helped a man start a fishing charter business, "It transcends industries, but I prefer working with women and coaches."

    Where do you start?

    Work on getting legal first. (terms, disclaimers, permits, licences)

    Work on money

    "I'm beginning to wonder if I will ever figure it out" - Lisa

    "We are all doing it over and over again, and it shows up in a different outfit every time"- Lisa

    Profit First by Mike Michalowicz

    Working with a money strategist coach - Carrie Fry Williams

    You want two checking accounts.

    All business money goes into business checking.

    All personal money goes into personal checking.

    two savings

    one is profit / one is taxes

    All business money goes in to business checking, and pay myself twice a month from there.

    My first business basically shut down, so I've launched a new one! Now, 50% of what I make goes to me personally. - Shannon

    "It's so common with entrepreneurs, they pay themselves last." - Shannon

    I help women make their business sustainable. - Shannon

    In the Cayman Islands, you need business partners. I didn't' know what I was doing, and they ended up pulling out because of that.

    We have a gift, and our strong points aren't business related. This isn't natural for me.

    I don't want to be like my dad, and I don''t want my daughter to have to take care of me. - Lisa

    Shannon "Needed support because I felt lost"

    There are so many horror stories about people handing their money over to someone and getting stolen from.

    "I'd rather be in my zone, and hire this out" - Shannon

    "I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing to make money" -Lisa

    "It's my sugar daddy, it pays for me and the cat, and my 30 year old daughter-not really" -Lisa

    I want to show women that it's okay to be human. I don't want to do stand up anymore, but I want to go speak, and inspire women through my comedy. I want to journey with them. That's how I want to make my money, plus it's location independent.

    I know there are things that I'm supposed to be doing...

    Visit Shannon's website, and sign up for the free gift! (opt in guide!) about how to thank clients for signing up, keep them warm, send them gifts, keep them coming back, give them actual valuable things so they look forward to your messages.

    How would you work with me?

    Read the Pathfinder. Know what it is you want to be doing.

    I recently wrote a vision statement:

    "I am bringing thousands of women laughter, community, and self acceptance though my comedy and self acceptance through Honestly Lisa."

    I want them to know that I'm going on the journey with them. Audio/video, words, blogging, weekly newsletters and speaking.

    SPEAKING - how do you make money doing this?

    Have packages - Like the Be Silly Now Course (21-day video series)

    "How can I be a coach, I don't have my shit together" -Lisa

    "If I'm going to lie to myself, just being fully aware of it" - Lisa

    Danielle LaPorte is a good model for me..

    "I think I'm a really fun girlfriend" - Lisa

    Death Coaches (listen to the episode with Martha Jo Atkins here)

    Construction coaches for men who didn't have a knowledge.

    "Have your breakdown, show you're a real person, and come out on the other side with takeaways" - Shannon

    "I'd love to do a fake seminar that actually gets people real" - Lisa

    "These are the spiritual leaders I'm supposed to be following?" - Shannon

    Contenders for getting on track

    Marie Forleo's B School

    Martha Beck

    Being Boss

    Verbal Rorschach

    love - ugh

    eyes - green

    tacos - pork

    blanket - fuzzy

    peaches - fuzzy

    computers - it's on

    life - amazing

    tie dye - ugh

    bras - necessary

    avocado - not ripe

    If you had a favorite bush, what would it be?

    NO BUSH!

    "Waxing never gets better. I should youtube it. It's like the first tie, every time" -Shannon

    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

    From your computer:

    1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.)

    2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in "Honestly Lisa".

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    5. Right under the show description, you'll see three tabs. "Ratings & Reviews" is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on.

    6. On that page, there should be a button called "Write A Review" and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts!

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    1. Open the "podcast" app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices.

    2. In the lower right-hand corner, you'll click on the magnifying glass "search" button and type in "marriage is funny".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

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    5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

    1 hr 7 min
  • 117: Get off Facebook! Lisa Orkin's Love Bites

    I'm just trying to understand why they voted for Trump.

    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

    From your computer:

    1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.)

    2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in "Honestly Lisa".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

    5. Right under the show description, you'll see three tabs. "Ratings & Reviews" is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on.

    6. On that page, there should be a button called "Write A Review" and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts!

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    1. Open the "podcast" app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices.

    2. In the lower right-hand corner, you'll click on the magnifying glass "search" button and type in "marriage is funny".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

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    5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

    3 min
  • 100: Moms are Allowed to be Funny Too! feat. Jennifer Vally

    Lisa Orkin feat. Jennifer Vally

    I admit that this episode is ripe with name dropping, and might not be very deep. But it was good to talk to someone who I feel is a contemporary of mine as well as someone who was in the same shoes.

    Ye Olde News starring Robbie Rist as Benjamin Franklin

    We've known each other at least 20 years. We met at LA Cabaret.

    "We were both young mothers who wanted to be comedians." - Lisa

    "I had so much more energy when I had little kids to get me up on stage" - Lisa

    "If my butt can stick out farther than my belly, I'm good." - Lisa

    Trying to find contemporaries. Young brunette mothers. Not a lot of women in the comedy venues. We felt like we were pretty unusual.

    "Will you drive me to my gig? I'll let you be my opening act" - Jennifer on how she got her first paid comedy gig.

    "You get up when it's dark, don't you?" - Jennifer

    Thinking about doing Roast Battle at the Comedy Store

    Jennifer was in theatre when she was growing up, moved and did some summer theatre, then moved to LA and did sketches and got into comedy.

    "You couldn't get on stage unless you wrote something for yourself" - Jennifer on being a woman in sketch theatre.

    "I know what's funny now, it's a science" - Lisa

    "I'm not sure I know why people laugh, but I know what will make them laugh." - Lisa

    "I speak with my ex too. We have kids!" - Jennifer

    We got more done when we had little kids. FYI to the millenials, kids do not change your lifestyle. "I had a cleaner house and I got way more done" - Lisa

    Babs - Our dear Babs. A woman in her 40s when we were young comediennes. She had children and she was a comic and writer all along.

    Contemporaries: Maria Bamford , Zach Galifianakis, Chelsea Handler, Heather (Chelsea's writer)

    "I felt like I couldn't compete because I was a mom" - Lisa

    Don't sleep with comics. Even if you're the opposite sex, there's still the competitive vibe.

    Going pee outside, trying not to pee on my shoes.

    Tree People - bathrooms that are dark because of motion sensor lights.

    Being safe in a creepy neighborhood, keep a frying pan in your car.

    Can you bury your pets just anywhere?

    "Cremate me and sprinkle me at fryman or the shoe department..." - Lisa, after I die.

    "I will not shop in stores where I don't believe in their practices." - Jennifer

    not macy's too! And bed bath and beyond. "I wanted an instapot, but I guess I'll just get it off amazon" - Lisa

    "Amazon prime is like my boyfriend" - Lisa

    We went to the women's march!

    Marla Maples - more beautiful in person, still!

    Favorite signs at the women's march

    "Keep abortions safe and legal Trump / ABORT TRUMP"

    "Without immigrants, Trump would have no wives"

    Hollywood is such a small world, but not even within Hollywood. Weirdest connections.

    Pregnant by choice, photoshoot pregnant with an american flag. "The reluctant madonna"

    I want to do comedy again, but I don't want to jump through the hoops, I've already done that.

    Set List

    Auditioning for America's got talent, like they wanted her to have a gimmick. Wanted her to be a grandmother, feeling pigeon holed as a woman in a certain between age stage.

    VERBAL RORSCHACH!

    Taco - Tuesday

    Table - Top

    Love - Hate

    Beans - Cheese

    Sushi - Stinky

    Grass - Smoke

    Forest - Trees

    Horse - Hair

    Bucket - Pail

    Do you have a bucket list? No.

    How long is her bucket list? It makes it sounds like she's dying!

    "Well I did that, I'm done now" - Lisa about her grandfather

    What's your favorite bush?

    Barbara. Of all the bushes, she's better than an Oleander.

    How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

    From your computer:

    1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.)

    2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in "Honestly Lisa".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

    5. Right under the show description, you'll see three tabs. "Ratings & Reviews" is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on.

    6. On that page, there should be a button called "Write A Review" and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts!

    From your iPhone:

    1. Open the "podcast" app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices.

    2. In the lower right-hand corner, you'll click on the magnifying glass "search" button and type in "marriage is funny".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

    4. Select the "reviews" tab toward the top of the screen, and you'll see a purple "Write a Review" button on the next page.

    5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

    51 min
  • 111: Lisa Orkin's Love Bites Don't Love You Anymore
    Just in Time for Valentine's Day How to leave a love note on iTunes for my Podcast.

    From your computer:

    1. Open the iTunes software on your desktop. (Not the web version.)

    2. In the search bar (upper right-hand corner), type in "Honestly Lisa".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. 4. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

    5. Right under the show description, you'll see three tabs. "Ratings & Reviews" is the second one listed, and this is the one you want to click on.

    6. On that page, there should be a button called "Write A Review" and if you click there, it will hopefully let you create a post with your thoughts!

    From your iPhone:

    1. Open the "podcast" app that comes pre-installed on all current apple smartphone devices.

    2. In the lower right-hand corner, you'll click on the magnifying glass "search" button and type in "marriage is funny".

    3. Click on our album cover that pops up towards the bottom of the screen. This will take you to the homepage for our show, but make sure you don't accidentally select one of our individual episodes instead.

    4. Select the "reviews" tab toward the top of the screen, and you'll see a purple "Write a Review" button on the next page.

    5. It might ask you to log in to your iTunes account, but otherwise, this will open a form where you can enter your thoughts!

    2 min

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