Horny 4 Horror

Oh, boy, THIS is a wild one: we improvised a movie called MURDER AT THE PANDA EXPRESS off of YOUR suggestion!

It's a slasher mystery inside of the world's greatest mall!  Voted "too scary" by all the top critics, good luck sleepin' after THIS spine-tingling nightmare!!!

xoxo,

H4H

Today, we talkin’ ‘bout the 1996 cinematic masterpiece, THINNER (1996)!!!

This film is a master’s class in acting and fat suit makeup from the macabre mind of HorrorMaster, Stephen King (the writer)!

LOTS of good drinking game rules at the end of this one! Are any of you doing the drinking games?!

xoxo,

H4H

HORRRRRR-NEEEEEEE BOWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!

YES, here it is, folks: THE DRAMATIC, SHOCKING CONCLUSION OF HORNY BOWL IV!!! The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here!!!

The end

This is the end to the most INSANE Horny Bowl yet AND one of use loses their mind! WHO WILL IT BE?!?!?!

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Love,

H4H

HORRRRRR-NEEEEEEE BOWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!

YES, here it is, folks: HORNY BOWL IV!!! The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here!!!

Horror/horrific figures go head-to-head to find out WHO is the horniest! No feelings will be spared, no truth will be hidden and no punches will be pulled. This Horny Bowl shakes us to our core and our friendships will never be the same!!! Legit concerned about where we all stand as friends after this.

This is the most INSANE Horny Bowl yet!!!

HORRHEAD CHALLENGE: let’s see YOUR brackies AND fan art from these challenges!!!

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Love,

H4h

It’s about time we addressed the elephant in the horror movie room: DOLLS! These lil’ bastards are everywhere in horror…but where did they come from?!

We decided to finally get to the bottom of it & explore the history of creepy dolls by doing an insane amount of 100% accurate historical research, so you don’t have to (jus’ chill & listen, okay?!)!

Head to our Instagram for pics of the dolls we mention! Special doll outfit reviews from Mano coming!!!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Share your creepy dolls with us! WE WANNA SEE EM!!!

xoxo,

H4H

In our new series, TALKIN’ ANTHOLOGIES, we will examine a well-loved horror anthology series. In our first edition, we focus on the Canadian masterpiece (?), ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?!

The two episodes we talk about:

THE TALE OF THE GRUESOME GOURMETS

&
THE TALE OF THE MIDNIGHT MADNESS

We throw out a HorrorHead challenge at the end! This series WILL return…

xoxo,

H4H

We get hot ’n heavy with the history of the date, Friday the 13th!!!

Why so unlucky?! Why so superstitious?!?! Marvel at the staggering amount of research we did on this wild, wild subject! We play Mano’s world famous “IS IT FAKE OR IS IT AIN’T?!” game!

HORRORHEADS: What are YOUR family’s superstitions? We wanna hear ‘em!!!

xoxo,

H4H

This week, you are cordially invited to attend our BIG FAT CREEP WEDDING! A family will be torn apart, montages will happen and we’ll learn how true love can cross any boundary, NO MATTER HOW CREEPY!

Today, we’re goin’ on a…A FALL BREAK while watching the horror classic, THE MUTILATOR!!!

In this shocking episode, we figure out what horror character we might hate more than any other and lose our minds hearing the theme song a million times!

Grab your best virgin friend, pop some corn and settle in for a blast through an extremely problematic, wild film called…

FALL BREA—I MEAN THE MUTILATOR!!!

Folks, unfortunately we didn’t have an episode ready for today due to our workload at SONIC DRIVE-IN (loooooong story), so we let our good friends at the SPOOKY REALTORS PODCAST have our slot for the day. Listen as they share all of the haunted/murderous/luxurious properties they have for sale!

H4H will return next week! xoxo

-H4H