Horny 4 Horror

On today’s episode, we talkin’ ‘bout the 1985 masterpiece, THE STUFF!!!

This film DARES to take on diet fads, advertising, Southern stereotypes & the United States Army!

CAN’T GET ENOUGH…OF THE STUFF!!!

xoxo,

H4H

On today’s ep, we share the moments in horror films that made us say…wait, what the fuuuuuuuuuck?!

Good or bad, these moments BLEW. OUR. MINDS.

HorrorHeads: share YOUR WTF moments with us! We wanna know what made you SCREAM.

xoxo,

H4H

Here it is, HorrorHeads: the stunning conclusion of HORNY BOWL VI! We are even MORE delirious in the second half and Mano makes a claim about a contestant that might be the most insane/hotly debated claim of any Horny Bowl!

ONE. WILL. WIN. MANY. WILL. NOT.

xoxo,

H4H

Featuring original #HorrorHead art from Lauren Marvell! Check her out on Insta: @lauren.marvell_illustrations

*chanting from the stands* HOR-NEE BOWL. HOR-NEE BOWL. HOR-NEE BOWL.

Here it is, HorrorHeads: HORNY BOWL VI! We can honestly say that this is the most delirious a HB has ever made us. At one point, we lost consciousness and had to take a break.

WHO. WILL. WIN?!?! Make your predictions NOW.

xoxo,

H4H

IT’S HERE!!! You demanded it, we listened: today, we finally talkin’ ‘bout the 1985 masterpiece, RE-ANIMATOR!!!

Goddamn, this is a fun movie and we get to SCREAM about it for an hour. Enjoy!!!

xoxo,

H4H

Today, we’re talkin’ with the Son of Satan/Son of the Jackal, DAMIEN (Matt Besser)!!!

We find out about his numerous philanthropic charities, his influence on Zoloft rappers, his scandalous love affairs and what it’s like to live in the shadow of your father while putting up with teen bullying! TRULY, an eye-opening episode with the anti-Christ himself, Damien!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Pitch Damien your favorite ironic deaths!

xoxo,

H4H

You are cordially invited to attend the first & last annual SATAN AWARDS!!!


These awards, of course, honor excellence in the field of being evil, demonic or just a straight ass up DEVIL.

Who will walk away with the coveted awards?! FIND OUT NOW!!!

xoxo,

H4H

FINALLY, we’ve gotten around to ranking the best openings & deaths in the FINAL DESTINATION franchise!

Join us as we rank & stank on all your favorite kills from the series with noted FINAL DESTINATION EXPERT & dear friend of the HorrorHeads, Steve Szlaga!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGES:

1. Send us YOUR top five openings & kills rankings! We CURIOUS AF.

2. Someone illustrated Steve’s death scene as described on the ep (MUST HAVE CUP FUNNEL IN MOUTH OR ELSE)!!!

PLEASE, rate & review us to get us to 666!!!

WE LUV U.

xoxo,

H4H

On today’s spine-tingling episode, we literally scream at each other about the 1990 classic, DEMON WIND!

Wow, this movie was a wild ride, eh?!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: we want TWO things from ya!

1. GIFs from the movie. Make sure to hashtag #HorrorHeadMemes

2. Video of your parents reading lines of dialogue from the movie. Make sure to hashtag it #HorrorHeadParents

LUV U!!!

xoxo,

H4H

Based off the suggestion of a title, we create a fully improvised, fully scored BRAND NEW HORROR FILM BEFORE YOUR VERY EARS!!!

In THE POLAR HEXPRESS, four friends must work together via train and snow to find out the secret of Saint Nikolas and the Thirteen Saint Sisters!  WILL THEY SURVIVE?!?!  Travel through Siberia with the crew and find out!!!

Featuring the SMASH HIT/lost single of Sir David Bowie, "TRAIN WITH MY FRIENDS"!!!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Give us some of that sweet, sweet, #HorrorHeadArt!

Rate and review.  We KILLED ourselves for this episode!

xoxo,

H4H