Horny 4 Horror

Today, we’re talking about the 1991 cinematic masterpiece SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 5: The Toy Maker!

Guys….it’s FUN.

Also, Mano legit loses his mind and scares us. Count the times he blacks out!!!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGES:

- Tell us all about YOUR neighborhood bad kids!

- Make sure you start using the expression “get tuckin” for taking a nap/going to bed! Tag your sleeping friends with #GetTuckin!

xoxo,

H4H

While doing his daily trash digging, Mano stumbled upon a burlap sack full of tapes from the Krampus Workshop in the South Pole!

Dare you listen in on Thanksgiving Eve Night as Krampus’ trolls prepare their punishments for naughty children & bring back the true meaning of the season for their sad boss/uncle/zaddy Krampus on their busiest night of the year?

DARE YOU?!?!

xoxo,

H4H

Tis the stunning conclusion of the SUPER-SIZED HOLIDAY THEMED HORNY BOWL!!! That’s right, it’s HORNY BOWL VII: SEASON’S BLEEDINGS PART 2!!!

It really comes down to the wire on this one! Many, many shocking twists, such as THE SHORTEST BRACKIE EVER.

You will NOT believe who wins the Bowl this time!!!

WE LOVE U.

xoxo,

H4H

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Turn any line of dialogue from this HB into a Christmas illustration!

Tis the season for a SUPER-SIZED HOLIDAY THEMED HORNY BOWL!!! That’s right, it’s HORNY BOWL VII: SEASON’S BLEEDINGS!!!

See figures from the world of Horror, Christmas, Thanksgiving and New Year’s go head to head (H2H)!!!!

You will NOT believe who gets in the Bowl this year!!! Make your predictions now, HorrorHeads!!!

xoxo,

H4H

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Turn any line of dialogue from this HB into a Christmas illustration!

An improvised horror film called…SUMMERCAMP BLOODBATH with special guests, Nicole Byer and Drew Tarver!!!

Recorded LIVE at the UCB Theatre in HollyWEIRD, this might be the scariest film of all time!

GOOD LUCK SLEEPIN’!!!

xoxo,

H4H

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: isolated the audio for the theme at the end and do a spooky rap over it

Since you DEMANDED it, today we’re talking about the direct-to-video disasterpiece PUPPET MASTER!

Many have called this a “cult classic”; many have called it “basically unwatchable”! Where do YOU fall?!

HorrorHead Challenge: edit in Betsy’s “My tits fell off!” line into any part of the movie and send us the clip!

xoxo,

H4H

Fully nude member of the religion (haha) / King Paimon cult from HEREDITARY, GARY MCMASTERS (Paul F. Tompkins).

Hear about his love of:

- Reality television!

- Classic cars!

- Everything of/from HIS LORD, KING PAIMON!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Make sure you let BigNaturals.com know that you heard about ‘em through our show!

xoxo,

H4H

In our newest segment (#NewSegAlert), we gonna describe horror scenarios ’n find out when we’d BAIL (shut it down) or SAIL (keep goin’)!

HORRORHEAD CHALLENGE: Draw what you think Mano’s YiaYia looks like in her haunted wheelchair! Tag us and mark em #HorrorHeadArt so we can share ‘em!

xoxo,

H4H

LISTEN UP, YA LUNKS!!! >:( Today, we talkin’ with teen dream, PAUL RUST (Netflix’s LOVE; “In Voorhees We Trust With Gourley and Rust” Podcast)!!!

Not only is Paul one of the nicest, funniest guys in “the biz”*, he’s also a huge HorrorHead!

Hear him discuss:

- His earliest SCARE memories!

- His first and fave FRIDAY THE 13th!

- Religious GUILT!!!

- A REAL LIFE HORROR STORY that you gotta hear to believe!!!

*business; the FILM business

Today, we’re talkin’ with Doug and Khädd Van Helsing (Derek Mears & Dave Theune)!!!

Hear all about the rules of being a monster hunter, actual ghost seances and how they truly feel about their popular little brother!

RATE AND REVIEW US TODAY.

xoxo,

H4H