Horrible Horror Podcast

Strap in Moongoons, because this week we're blasting off into space for one hell of a crazy ride. We watched "Lifeforce" an  insane sci-fi horror movie made by the infamous Cannon production company. Released in 1985, "Lifeforce" features amazingly insane moments, great special effects, plot holes, space vampires, and a super hot french chick who spends the whole movie naked.

It's shark week again, so that means its once again time to chum the waters for another terrible shark movie. This year we fished up, cooked, and sank our teeth into the 2016 "Sharkenstein". A movie so unbelievably bad that it's nearly beyond words. Featuring bad acting, horrendous CGI, tons of stock footage, and a terrible puppet shark that looks more like an ugly blue burrito with the face of an old man than a shark.

This week we invite you to join us as we watch one of our favorite installments in the "Friday the 13th " series, "Friday the 13th Part 7:The New Blood". This particular installment holds a special place in our hearts and was our favorite way back when we were just little Moongoons. So, watch along with us as we pop some beers, crack some jokes and take a trip back to Crystal Lake.

This week's listener suggested movie is a cautionary tale about over dependence to cell phones and a killer "Siri" like app. We watched "Bedeviled", a 2016 techno-paranormal horror movie featuring run of the mill high school kids who are clearly not high school kids, techno-babble, practically no kills, no gore, and so much blue lighting that Eiffel 65 would loose their God Damn minds.

The dog days of summer are here and with that comes the 4th of July, so that means fireworks and ice cream. So in honor of that  this week we're scooping up the "Ice Cream Man". This 1995 straight to video horror flick stars Clint Howard, as the creepy Ice Cream Man and he crushes it. Also, starring Jan Michael Vincent (who clearly doesn't want to be in the movie), Lee Major Jr., a not fat, fat kid and the MILF kid from the "American Pie" movies. It also features ridiculous sight gag props, virtually no gore, and bikes equipped with missile launchers.

Well Moongoons, this week's movie "Lake Fear 3" just may be one of the all time worst movies ever made. It's so bad that I don't even know what to say about it. It has no plot or story, barely any characters; the ones we do get have zero real personality or development, there is practically no meaningful dialogue. The lighting is atrocious and the sound design is even worse! There is also no sense to be made from this catastrophe of a movie, and for a movie called "Lake Fear 3" there's also no LAKE! But hey at least about 90% of the movie is shot in slow motion!

This week's offering to the horror Gods is "The Devil's Rain". This obscure cult classic from 1975 is one crazy and confusing ride. Lead by an insane all star cast this whack-a-doodle movie features a confusing head scratching plot, no exposition, lots of bad decisions, dozens of melting Satan worshipping occultists who also bleed colored ice cream, and a pre-Scientology pre-Xenu John Travolta. On top of all of that it also has a half man, half goat Ernest Borgnine and a topless screaming William Shatner and both men absolutely crush it!

This week we're doing something a little different by actually watching a good movie! Not only are we watching a good movie we're inviting you to come watch it with us. So pull up a chair and watch along with us as we comment, reminisce, laugh and relive our childhood as we watch the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad"

This week we're going slumming with "Slumber Party Massacre 2", a sequel so bad that its nearly unfathomable. This horror movie is more musical and product placement commercial than an actual horror movie. It features loads of terrible music, a leather clad guitar drill welding greaser killer, and more dream sequences than a "Nightmare on Elm St." movie and "Inception" combined. In the end it left us thinking what the hell did we just watch and more importantly just...why?

This week we're going on a little fishing trip, we're bating our hooks and fishing up "Blood Hook". This mid-80's slasher is certainly a one of a kind, in that it just might be the only fishing themed slasher movie ever made. This Troma distributed movie features lots of fishing, muskies, giant killer fishing lures, music theory, angry cicadas, and insane rants. Its not all bad though it has surprisingly good acting, some unique ideas, the world's worst expertise obsessed mother and an ending sequence that is just pure ridiculousness.