Horrible Horror Podcast

In this bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for the Crystal Lake bracket in our Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness. Listen in as we break down the results and find out which terrible movies were voted into the next round, The Shitty 16!

In honor of St. Paddy's Day we're going back to the well and doing a Leprechaun movie. This year's offering is "Leprechaun Returns". We did not have high hopes for this SyFy original movie going in. They must have captured some of that luck of the Irish, because it turn out to be surprisingly good. Featuring good writing, solid acting, great naturally flowing and subtle humor, and awesome kills we've never seen before this fun horror movie is worth its weight in gold.

Hey Moongoons in this special bonus episode we reveal the results of the round 1 voting for the Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness Haddonfield bracket. Listen in as we break down the results, offer out thoughts and update the brackets, and find out which horrible movies will move on to The Shitty 16

If you like excessive slow motion and flashbacks then you're going to love this week's listener suggested car wreck of a movie "Old 37". If you didn't know any better you'd swear that "Old 37" was a MTV produced teenaged soap opera loosely disguised as a horror movie about two killer paramedics. Even horror icons Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley can't resuscitate this dead on arrival turd of a movie.

This week we're inviting you to join us on a little island vacation get away as we visit the "Island of Blood". This 1982 slasher features all the trademarks of a horrible horror movie, bad writing, stiff acting possibly the worst sex scene ever filmed, and terrible to nonexistent lighting. It also stars a new-wave punk song that gets more screen time than most of the starring actors. It starts off catchy but by the end of the movie it'll make you want to stab yourself in your ears with a screwdriver. However, it's not all bad though this movie does have surprisingly good kills and decent gore for a film of its caliber.

Hey Moongoons its that time of year again. Its time for this year's Horrible Horror's March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode we sit down and fill out this year's bracket and break down each match up. Along the way Marshall and Aaron both make their picks on which movie they think will win it all and be crowned this year's WORST of the WORST champion! We also announce a new fun contest challenge.

Do you like cheap ghetto rip offs of "From Dusk Till Dawn" filled with neck snapping and breaking, horrible acting, over the top cursing and an even cheaper Chris Tucker rip off? We then we've got the movie for you! This week we delve into the 2002 Full Moon release that is "Cryptz". This grade A dog turd also features the world's most fragile voodoo vampires, a ghetto Van Helsing who is also a voodoo expert and king-fu master, and the world's worst stripper.

Yee-hah and giddy up Moongoons! This week we're taking a trip to the rodeo for the fairly new horror movie "Lasso". This bronco busting ride of a good time film features roided out killer rodeo cowboys, a one armed bad ass bull rider, great kills with wonderful practical effects, and a bus full of senior citizen fodder. So, grab the reigns and saddle up, this is going to be one hell of a rodeo.

Winter is in full effect and with that comes the frightful weather, but that's no where near as frightful as this week's movie "Iced". This ski themed slasher from 1988 features bad skiing, even worst acting, virtually no gore and an ex-child star who spends near the entire movie naked in a tub. Along, with a killer wearing a bright blue puffy ski suit and one of the worst most logic defying endings in all of horror.

Here we go Moon-goons, we're going big for our 150th episode! This week we're getting sentenced to hell and locked up in the "Death House". The movie that has been dubbed "The Expendables" of horror features pretty much every name in horror that you can think of, terrible CGI, horrible dialogue, and a surprising lack of gore. However, it will leave you confused, angry and disappointed, so yeah I guess it's all bad. With that said will we give "Death House" a pardon or will we give it the death sentence? Here's a hint, it's the latter.