Horrible Horror Podcast

Our tour of haunted house attraction themed movies takes us to "American Fright Fest". A brand new indie slasher starring Dylan Walsh, of "Nip Tuck" fame and a now grown up Lil' Romeo. Featuring one of the highest body counts we've seen in a long time but it it has just about as many plot holes. Can the good out weigh the bad and carry this movie across the threshold from bad to good? We we're split in our opinions this week, so listen in and judge for yourself.

Halloween season is here & with it comes the mass explosion of haunted house openings! So keeping up with that, all this month we'll be taking on movies that have a haunted house theme. Starting with the 2012 "House of Horrors: Gates of Hell". An indie movie that features some of the stiffest acting we've ever seen, demons, crappy CGI, the creative use of a grenade, and more spontaneous explosion then you can throw an exploding crucifix at.

Rock'in Rock! It's time to squeeze into some spandex and pull up your leg warmers. This week we're getting sweaty with "Killer Workout" An 80's slasher that needs to be seen to believe. It features a great soundtrack, aerobics, bad acting, aerobics, roided out gym rats, aerobics, possibly the worst murder weapon in movie history, aerobics, and kung-fu.

College kids trapped in an old theater being stalked by a killer clown, what more could you want? Well, a lot apparently. This week we take on the 1999 "The Clown at Midnight". A direct to video slasher that stars the awesome Christopher Plummer and features the crazy Margot Kidder, one dimensional college kids, and more giant plot holes then a giant block of Swiss cheese.

In this bonus episode we follow up "Night of the Living Dead 3D" with "Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-animation". A prequel, that sounds like its a remake to a remake that nobody wanted. Featuring hardly any zombies and long, long stretches of dialog and hardly any zombies this may be the most boring zombie movie ever made. However it does have a hot girl that has sex with dead guy, so there's that.

We're coming to get you, Moongoons. This week we dug up the 2006 re-make "Night of the Living Dead 3D". An abomination of a movie that features shoddy writing, poor effects, pot farmers, plot holes and nonsense. On the plus side it does have a girl who spends nearly all of her screen time completely naked.

It's Shark Week! We're celebrating by chumming up the water I mean snow and taking a bite out of "Avalanche Sharks". A ridiculous movie about blue glowing ghost sharks and featuring bikini clad snow bunnies, the world's worst first responders, and a platoon of identical looking male characters, a rickety old sheriff with a child bride. and not one but two Olympian characters.

It's Friday the 13th weekend! S, of course we're celebrating by taking on a Friday the 13th movie. The only problem is the movie is "The 13th Friday". An indie film about a vengeful ghost and a group of people so devoid of emotion that there seriously might be something clinically wrong with them. Featuring uninspired writing, elements stolen from much better and more successful movies and every paranormal cliche every. This movie leaves you confused and infuriated thanks to the sheer number of unanswered questions. The only thing that this movie gets right is the ridiculous choice of using a the sound of a dying cow, because thats what this movie is. A dying cow.

Well guys the poop is on us this week. We watched the indie slasher/paranormal/whatever horror movie "Stabbed in the Face". This chaotic catastrophe of a film suffers from a total lack of identity along with the other usual suspects of bad writing, bad acting, bad directing, and one dimensional characters. We can't leave out the awful music highlighted by the song "The Poops on You". Which is oddly appropriate considering that's what I feel like this movie did to us. The poop is not only on us, but on everyone that was involved with this movie and any other poor suckers who watch this turd.

It's Gay Pride Month so we're breaking out the glitter and flying our Rainbow flags high. This week we take on the fabulously gay and fabulously awful horror movie "Kissing Darkness". An indie film starring a gay porn star and featuring awful sound, terrible acting, mostly shirtless gay guys, along with a revenge seeking ghost or vampire or demon or whatever, we're not really sure, and more bare asses then you can shake, insert something gay here, at.