Horrible Horror Podcast

We watched "Happy Death Day". We watched "Happy Death Day". We watched "Happy Death Day". This week for the first time ever in the history of the Horrible Horror Podcast, Marshall had to go at it solo. Will the episode be good. Probably not, but hey at least it's an episode right?

The New Year is coming in fast, so we're ending 2018 with a bang! This week we're celebrating the New Year by taking on the New Year's Eve horror movie "Minutes to Midnight". A relatively new slasher that stars William Baldwin, a skeletal Richard Grieco and features horror ice Bill Moseley phoning it in. This film also features a son who is older than his father, an ex-wrestler, horrible continuity issues and killers that look like they were either ripped out of a Batman comic or are Mortal Kombat rejects. However, despite al that it does have some gnarly looking weapons, great fight scenes and was surprising fun to watch.

Christmas is fast approaching and nothing says Christmas like telepathic psychic battles, and the killer ghost of an ancient samurai warrior. Well, okay everything says Christmas more than that. This week we're taking our samurai kitanas and slicing up "Blood Beat". This 1982 gem of a movie is truly something that has to be seen. It's combination of horrid acting, comically bad yet awesome special effects, and insanely bizarre plot make for an unforgettable movie watching experience. Do yourself a favor and watch this one of a kind crazy movie.

The holiday season is here again, so you know what that means Moongoons? It's once again time for our Christmas Horror movie month long special! This year we're kicking it off with a delicious indie feast of movie, "Mercy Christmas". A surprisingly good film, destined to be a new Christmas horror classic that manages to perfectly wrap horror, humor, and heart into a fun and absurd gift for the viewers. We do our best to fully describe and bring this movie to life, but "Mercy Christmas" needs to be seen to fully and truly appreciate it's wonderfully awesome absurdness.

Happy Thanksgiving, Moongoons! This week we're offering up a cinematic feast, "Blood Freak". An incredibly bizarre yet wonderfully awful piece of movie history. This one of a kind movie from 1972 truly needs to be seen to fully understand and appreciate it's awesome awfulness. Featuring a chain smoking narrator, drugs, Bible thumpers, the Italian Tarzan, and experimental turkey meat, along with horrendous acting, horrific editing, bad sound, the worst screaming ever used in a movie played on a loop and music stings that will make your ears bleed. Do yourself a favor, listen to this episode then go and watch "Blood Freak" for yourself. You won't be disappointed.

Hey Moongoons, have you ever watched a good horror movie and thought to yourself "Boy, I wish someone would make a stupid, I mean a really retarded over the top stupid version of this movie?" Well, if you have then this is the movie for you. In this bonus episode we talk about the soon to be released indie film "Camp Death 3 in 2D". A spoof of the classic "Friday the 13th Part 3" that strides to be one of the stupidest movies ever made, and we think they succeeded in that goal. Probably, too much so. This craziness called a movie features a cocaine addicted squirrel, puppets, offensive characters and dialog a speeder bike chase ripped from "Star Wars" and more "F-bombs" than all of Quentin Tarantino's movies combined.

Holy discombobulated mess, Moongoons! We don't even know where to begin with this crazy drunken mess of an indie movie. We can tell you that it has features more characters than a J.R.R. Tolken novel, including college kids, a psycho family of maniacs, ghosts, and vampires.

Eight college kids camping in the woods getting killed. Its a tale as old as time, so you would think that it would be impossible to mess that up, right? Well, the 2018 movie "Pledges" found a way to do just that. Is this indie film a ghost movie, a demon movie, an alien movie, or a hodgepodge smash up of all the above? The Hell if we know! All we know is that we don't know what the "F" we just watched. However, it does have surprisingly good special and visual effects along with some tolerable acting.

It's Halloween weekend and we're wrapping up our tour of haunted house themed movies with a trip to Hobb's Grove, located in California, to carve up "Dark Walker". A 2003 indie movie that features a killer hippie monster with OCD, one dimensional characters devoid of personality, awful writing, California sized plot holes. and a plot that makes less and less sense as the movie goes on. However, it does have decent kills and gore for its budget and bucket upon buckets of blood. Sadly, that's not enough to save this movie from being total garbage. So much so, that for the first time ever we actually came back after signing off to rant about it some more. So stay tuned after where the episode usually ends.

In this bonus mini episode host Marshall Hampton sits down with long time guest and HHP all-star Chris Samples to drink beers and discuss "The Houses October Built 2". The original "Houses That October Built" has gained a spot on our "all time most hated movies" list and the sheer mention of its name sends Chris into a blind rage. So, of course we had to bring him back, sit him down and force him to watch the sequel. Will this be the movie that finally makes Chris snap?