Horrible Horror Podcast

This week we're heading out to Hollywood where dreams come true and movie magic is made. Unfortunately nobody told the makers of "The Backlot Murders", a low budget slasher film from 2002. This may be the most formulaic movie we've ever seen on top of that it features a ridiculous looking killer, terrible and unimaginative kills, horrible acting and writing, and an under and misused 80's star. But hey, its not all bad the movie is filled with beautiful ex-Playboy models with giant wonderful boobs.

What do get when you combine bad Def Comedy Jam washouts with a crappy slasher horror movie? You get one of the absolute worst movies we've ever seen. This ultra indie micro-budget film features terrible washed out comedians performing horrible stand-up, abysmal special effects, even worse acting, and the giant fat black girl from the 2000 college comedy "Road Trip". But what makes this even sadder is that the movie's actually has a good premise, but just completely and utterly fails in every aspect of its execution.

Their's is a cute, adorable, and often misunderstood culture but make no mistake if you mess with them they'll hunt you down like the dog that they're dressed up as. This week we watched "Furry Nights", an independent film from 2016 that has a great premise but ultimately fails and ends up being all over the place. The good guys seem more like the villains the villains are actually sympathetic, it flip flops between dark and serious and trying to be funny with slap stick cartoonish antics. Not to mention the down right terrible acting and writing. It's not all bad, the main villain looks awesome and scary, and there are some really good camera shots and lightning effects. However, in the end it's not enough to save this movie from itself.

This week the curtain gets pulled back as Marshall and Aaron sit down and answer all of your listener submitted questions. Nothing is off limits as they talk about their favorite horror and non-horror movies, favorite all time kills, wrestling, pubic hair, the worst jobs they ever had and play game of F*uck, Marry, Kill and so much more.

Price check on severed head, can I get a price check on severed head? This week we took on the 1989 slasher "Intruder". This forgotten about and probably over looked horror movie is f*cking amazing! This movie has pretty much everything you could ever want in a good horror movie, the kills, special effects and gore are next level awesome. The writing is really solid, the acting is good, Dan Hicks absolutely crushes it and its oddly unique setting which at first we thought for sure was going to  make this a bad movie actually works really well. We know this is not the usually for us, and we were shocked when we realized that this movie is actually really awesome. So do yourself a favor and watch this movie, but don't forget to check out this episode too.

We're closing out our month long Christmas Horror Movie Spectacular and 2019 with "Mrs. Claus". This indie slasher from 2018 features the worst sorority Christmas party ever, one six pack of beer, an Amazonian sorority girl, an indie horror icon who seems dead inside and quite possibly the smallest and least intimidating killer ever put on film. However, its not a complete lump of coal it also has surprisingly good kills and they did not skimp on the blood effects. So, sit back with your cup of hot coco, finish off the last of the Christmas cookies and enjoy.

Ho, Ho, Ho! Christmas is days away so that can only mean its time for our annual "Silent Night, Deadly Night" movie. This year we're taking on "Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out", a movie that takes everything from its two predecessors, says F it and throws it all in the trash. Does it feature a killer Santa Claus? Nope. Does it have anything to do with Christmas? Not really. Does the killer go around saying bad puns and cheesy one liners? Hell no, matter of fact he doesn't talk at all. But hey, at least it has the world's surliest and bitchiest blind girl, telepathy and a killer that might as well be a zombie wearing a Sci-fi brain fish bowl on his head complete with flashing lights and antennas.

This week sh*t gets crazy, we watched the 1989 "Elves". This insane, out of control sleigh ride features a tiny, hairy, killer Elf that looks more like a Troll turd with lockjaw, Nazi's, incest, home invasions, department store shootouts, a chain smoking Grizzly Adams, and we can't forget the horny cocaine snorting Santa.

This week we're kicking off our annual December month long Christmas horror movie spectacular with the 2018 "Slay Belles". This indie movie about Santa Claus, Krampus, and three hoes, hoes, hoes features good special effects, lots of fun and subtle humor, surprisingly decent acting and a fun but a bit dark take on Santa and Mrs. Claus. But, in the end after all the eggnog is gone will this thrill ride of a movie end up on our nice list or will it end up in the naughty list? Listen in to find out.

Alright Moongoons, we need to be real and honest for moment, this week's episode may not be the best and is probably not the episode for any new first time listeners to start with. You've been warned, but if you want to listen to Marshall loose his God Damn and go on an hour long anger rage filled ranted about this Canadian independent slasher, or if you're looking to punish yourself for some secret shame or just plain want to test your physical and intestinal fortitude then by all means sit down and strap in for a bumpy ride.