Horrible Horror Podcast

This week we're strapping on our Power Gloves, grabbing our light guns and taking on the video game based sci-fi horror movie "How to Make a Monster". This made for TV movie stars Clea DuVall, Stephen Culp, and Tyler Mane as video game developers who have to fight for their lives as their super advanced video game monster comes to life and goes on a murder rampage. Filled with out crappy and out dated CGI and terrible sword fighting this movie posses the question; just because they could make this movie, should they? But, hey it's got Julie Strains's big bouncing tits.

In part 2 of our 200th episode celebration spectacular we're sitting down with some of our favorite guests and friends to talk about our road to 200. We look back at what it took to get here, talk about some of our favorite movies, episodes, and moments from the show. And of course there's some more Halloween 3 talk as well.

Holy face eating masks Moongoons, we made it to 200! So we had to celebrate big time by finally taking on the move that Marshall has called the "bane of his existence", a movie that "blackened his soul". On the lighter side it does feature Tom Atkins pulling off impossible and inhuman feats of skill and strength. So gather around your speakers, kids because it's time for the big Horrible Horror 200th episode spectacular.

This week we're going on a safari, where the animals aren't just deadly, they're dead. Well not so much dead as just pissed off and fake. If you love busty beauty queens, bargain bin special forces rejects, bad CGI and exploding animals then "Zoombies 2" is the movie for you.

In this special bonus episode we were lucky enough to sit down with Horrible Horror Hall of Famer Julin. We talk about her acting career, including stories from "Sweatshop","Spirit Camp", and "Knucklebones" among others. We also talk about her life before acting, making friends on set, sleazy producers, and her new production company FoxForce. This interview was a lot of fun and we think it turned out great.

So I'm a bit drunk right now and am having a little trouble coming up with witty things to say about this episode. With that said no bell can save you from the terribleness that is "A Crack in the Floor". This 2001 indie slasher from Canada offers nothing new to the genre and includes all the regular offenders; bad acting, bad writing and directing and lazy off screen kills. However, it does have quite possibly the greatest Gary Busey acting moment ever caught on film. If you like characters telling stories that have absolutely nothing to do with the actual plot then this movie is for you.

Whooot! Whooot! We're back, Moongoons! And we're bringing the heat, and by heat we mean an absolutely horrendous movie. For our glorious return we watched the listener suggested "The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger". This independent low budget Canadian slasher features all the usual suspects of a terrible movie, bad writing, bad acting, bad special effects, boring one dimensional characters, terrible one liners and out dated jokes. This is one movie that needs to stay lost in the woods.

St. Paddy's Day is here again so that means it once again time for us to catch up with our favorite little green man, the Leprechaun. This year Leppy's taking his rhyming shenanigans to the ghetto's of Los Angelos and goes toe to little green toe with mother f'ing Ice-T in "Leprechaun 5: In The Hood".

Put on the coffee pot, grab some No-Doze and Hypnocil pills and try to stay awake with us as we take on "A Nightmare on Elm St. 3: Dream Warriors". Join us as we watch what is widely considered to be the best sequel, if not the best movie in the entire franchise in this special watch-a-long episode.

Hey Moongoons, its that time of year again! Its time to kick off the annual Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode we sit down to make this year's tournament bracket. Feel the excitement and drama as we randomly assign the field of 32 terrible movies broken down into two divisions, Camp Crystal Lake and Haddonfield. Then we go matchup by matchup to pick our winners all the to which horrible movie we think we will crowned this year's WORST OF THE WORST.