Horrible Horror Podcast

Well it was St. Paddy's Day again so you know what that means Moongoons. Yup, it's time for another Leprechaun movie. This time we're putting on our space suits, hiring a squad of Space Marines and launching ourselves into space to take on "Leprechaun 4: In Space". A straight to video movie that features terrible CGI, grade school play quality sets, glorious over the top acting and stars a Tool Time Hottie, a Baywatch Babe, Demon from Friday the 13 part 5, an extra from "Full Metal Jacket" and a man-spider-scorpion.

We have two words for you; Uwe "mother-f'ing" Boll. This week, in what turned out to be one of our longest episodes ever, we took on the infamous disaster that is video game based "House of the Dead".  This action horror movie, based on the Sega arcade game of the same name is just a train wreck from start to finish. It features terrible writing and dialogue, emotionless acting, and zombie king that looks more like a Dark Lord of the Sith. We hope you like matrix style slow motion 360 spinning camera shots because this movie has more of those then well... the matrix. And we can't forget the 10 minute long music video action sequence set to garbage rap-rock music.

Time to tip toe through the corpses with this week's episode "Blood Harvest". This forgotten about 80's horror film stars the odd and unique  cult performer Tiny Tim and features the world's most lazy sheriff, a whole bushel of rapey-ness, more continuity errors than you can shake a butchered pig at and a set of breasts that should get their own credit in the cast list. However, it hardly as any blood in it at all, no harvesting what so ever and certainly no BLOOD HARVESTING.

AhhhHaaaHaaaHaaa! Ep.216 "Doom Asylum" is now up. This listener suggested 80's slasher features super annoying poorly written characters, a crazy blonde punk girl who has serious emotional issues, and a not so dead one liner slinging lawyer turned killer all in an abandoned asylum that some how still has power and cable.

Women, helicopters and more pussy then you can handle!! That's really all you need to know about this week's movie "Night of a Thousand Cats".  This 70's Mexican giallo movie features a millionaire playboy with a pension for stalking pretty women in his helicopter and hoarding cats, it also has has the world's worst mother and probably the least amount of dialogue we've ever seen. Seriously, I think silent movies had more dialogue than this.

We're continuing Black History Month with another black horror movie this time from writer & directer Mark Harris. This ultra-indie who done it slasher about a group of "mega rich superstar rappers" getting offed in a music studio broke Aaron's spirit and took a piece of his soul. Seriously this one ranks up there with our all time worst movies. Nuff said.

We're back! And we're kicking off black history month hard with truly horrible Full Moon release "The Horrible Doctor Bones". This urban horror movie mixes sh*tty hip-hop (which is really more like sh*tty  R&B) with voodoo, in theory it sounds good but works out as well as Tupac and Conway Twitty duet. Feature terrible music, bad acting, 90's music video special effects, and possibly zombies (the z-word is used but these are not like any other zombie we've ever seen, so who knows).

We're wrapping up the Christmas season and the sh*t year that was 2020 with the sh*t movie that is "Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initation". This movie is just like 2020, a terrible garbage time that doesn't make any sense and has absolutely nothing to do with its predecessors. At least 2020 didn't have giant alien bugs, but hey there's still a few days left.

Merry Christmas you filthy Moongoons and as an early X-mas present we're giving you a second new episode this week as we unwrapped "Secret Santa". This surprisingly fun indie holiday slasher features all the "C" words you need; coffee, caffeine Pills, carolers, cocaine (maybe), cheaters, cam girls, a cock, cleavers, chainsaws & Christmas.

An ugly Christmas sweater possessed by the spirit of a Satan worshipping serial killer, bible camp, dicks, and laser cannons what more could you want in a Christmas movie? This week Marshall watches the insanely crazy and over the top 2018 indie Christmas movie "Ugly Sweater Party", but he's not doing it along, he's joined by "Ugly Sweater Party" actor Kevin Caliber and the movies writer/director Aaron Mento. So donned your ugly sweater grab some spiked egg nog and join us on one wild Christmas sleigh ride.