Horrible Horror Podcast

We're stabbing, slashing and SINGING our way into the Christmas season by taking on the zombie Christmas musical "Anna & the Apocalypse". I really don't have anything witty or bad to say here, it's just a surprisingly God damn good movie. The writing, the acting, the lighting, the cinematography, and the music, its all just f*cking good. Enjoy.

What can I say except that this week's episode is a real stinker. We watched "Hellitosis: The Legend of Stank Mouth", this literal sh*t show of a movie is about mother's unconditional love for her son and well sh*t. Get the wet wipes out, you're going to need them.

If you like naked ghosts, bloody tampons, and meaningless one dimensional characters then we found the movie for you. This week we watched "Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet", an indie slasher that stars two horror icons, features some great kills, really solid practical gore effects, and lots of nudity. However it also has plot holes, a surprise twist that really isn't a surprise to anyone, and a killer that just isn't remotely intimidating.

This week we carve up the 1995 "Jack-O" aka "Jack-O-Lantern". A movie that features a witch that isn't really a witch, a pumpkin headed demon that looks like a walking bobblehead, and the most emotionless, souls husk of a kid that we've ever seen. It's not all bad though, it does have one of the most over the top electrocution deaths we've ever seen and a gratuitous naked Linnea Quigley shower scene.

Old places and familiar faces return as we take on the ultra indie "Don't Look in the Cellar". Written, directed, and produced by Dennis Devine and David S. Sterling, the Film Legion of Doom team up to bring us a pure abomination of a movie filled with terrible acting, horrendous writing, lame kills, and horrific storytelling. But hey it does have some hot girls in skimpy bikinis.

Special guest Kevin Caliber joins us as we tackle the 2014 "Varsity Blood".  This indie slasher is like the bad offspring of a drunken "Friday the 13" and "Varsity Blues" bang fest.  Poor writing, terrible lighting, along with mostly unlikeable characters and some horrible acting performances doom this film despite it featuring Horrible Hall Hall of Famer Debbie Rochon and some decent kills. But ultimately this movie gets stopped at the goal line on 4th and 1.

In this bonus episode we sit down and talk about the horror spoof movie genre.  We cover three movies from three different decades: "Repossessed", "Student Bodies", and "Scary Movie" along with a few others and the genre as a whole, along with the roll comedy and humor plays in horror movies.

In this bonus episode we turn back the way way back machine and talk about one of our favorite video game series from our childhood, Castlevania.  We share our memories of the games, our experiences with and thoughts about the franchise and just take a trip back to nostalgia land.

Alright Moongoons, I got nothing sassy or witty to say right now. This week's listeners suggested movie "Pickaxe", is just another crappy run of the mill indie slasher. It has all of the usual suspects terrible acting, horrible writing, lack of explanation on what's going on, and unimaginative kills. But it does have a plethora of cubby to mediocre looking naked chicks and stars Tiffany Shepis, who we swear is just drunk the whole time phoning it in.

Get your safe words ready Moongoons because this week we're diving into the world of whips, chains, black vinyl body suits and BDSM. We watched the BDSM fetish horror movie "Blood Gnome", a straight to video micro budget film that features bondage, whips, a dominatrix drug lord, a crime scene photographer who may or not be a serial killer, and invisible blood thirty internet savvy monsters. Will "Blood Gnome" whip us into submission, or will we dominate it and make it lick our high heeled boots?