Chris’ mind is in the bidet whilst Steve watches games done quick. Meanwhile, Chris’ daughter gives an x-ray tech the finger.

Chris has something to say about wasted youth, Steve has a loud experience on a quiet car, and Great Britain is ruining Kentucky Fried Chicken Twitter.

Chris and Steve celebrate the new year with tales of arcades, assholes, and the World’s Fanciest McDonalds.

In which Chris and Steve celebrate Christmas 2017 by talking way too much about Ethan Embry.

Chris fails at Christmas shopping whilst Steve discovers it’s a small world after all.

Steve clears the air, Chris plays pinball, and we recommend our favorite Richards.

Steve gets a Christmas tree, Chris geeks out about a movie trailer, and we both buy a piece of the wall.

Steve attends his 20-year high school reunion, Chris spends some quality time with Stephen King, and we learn that mothers are the antithesis of pirates.

Chris swears 'Justice League' is worth swearing about and Steve had a couple of pleasant surprises this weekend.

Chris is full of metaphors, Steve is full of thoughts on Louis C.K., and we’re both full of questions like: 'Was that Beastie Boys or The Bloodhound Gang?'