Horribly Off-Topic

Steve’s a pinball wizard and Chris has such a supple wrist, which means there has to be a twist, right? Oh yeah: it’s that we say we’re going to spoil 'Thor: Ragnarok' at the end, and then we don’t.

Chris regales us with tales of his book’s launch and Steve returns to the scene of the Carlin’s.

Steve is frustrated that the skunk persisted, Chris is worried about ripping people off, and we explain why you can’t dick around with consent.

Steve has another interesting story, Chris doesn’t want to be a Weinstein, and we wonder: at what point, when we were younger, did our parents stop giving a shit?

Chris reminds Steve that there are two Sarah Connors on 'Game of Thrones'; Steve is quick like a queef, but says that we can’t call the episode that; and we take two stabs at a tribute to Tom Petty.

Steve is barking at cars, Chris can’t remember the names of people and things, and we have a very scientific discussion about masturbation frequency.

Chris is sweating dashes, Steve is sweating eggs, and listeners are sweating the details.

Steve joins a pinball league, Chris might be the second coming of the King, and Juggalos descend on Washington.

Steve didn’t start remembering things until about 1987, Chris discovers that he’s an American medium, and Bill Skarsgård tries to fill Tim Curry’s big shoes.

Steve has a burgers for breakfast, Chris has questions for Dr. Seuss, and there is a lot to say about ducks.