Horribly Off-Topic

Chris buys a lawn mower that reminds us of Steve Buscemi, Steve paints a wall at the zoo, and corrections are corrected.

Whilst Steve is ranking Rankin/Bass, Chris is trying his best not to tell dirty jokes.

Steve thought he saw a puddy tat, Chris definitely saw the days of our lives, and there’s only one way to melt a heart of stone.

Steve wants you to smell his hat and Chris wants to get even personal than that.

Steve improves Chris’ anecdote with well-timed jokes. Chris ‘improves’ Steve’s anecdote with an ill-timed impression.

Chris missed his calling, Steve tries to snatch a hag’s gem, and we answer the question of which Canadian we would copy.

Chris worries that he’s sketchy, Steve wants more Detective Munch, and the French give us something to celebrate.

Chris gets many things wrong, Steve wants to know what it means to be removed, and hunting for hedgehogs gets dangerous.

Chris and Steve do a deep dive on 'New Warriors' #27, a Marvel comic book from 1992. That, plus a Rhode Island Rave and a roleplaying game that was banned by Boy Scouts.

Chris shares his secret to Easter and a euphemism for smoking pot that Steve doesn’t like at all. Meanwhile, Steve slam-tilts pinball machines and explains why he’s happy with Louis C.K.