Chris had a thing for a Purity girl, Steve had a thing for singing chipmunks, and they both have things to say about Chaotic Wrestling’s show in Woburn, Massachusetts.

Steve was stuck in a dungeon for three weeks, and all you got was this lousy t-shirt. That, plus Chris’ accident and a bus driver’s big mistake.

Steve has bones to pick with batteries, audio tapes, and warning labels and Chris has opinions about the redemptions of Roy Cohn, Adolf Hitler, and George W. Bush.

Chris takes a therapeutic dose of iron fist, Steve revisits Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, and a cruel fate is hypothesized for the Vice Homophobe of the United States.

Chris and Steve are joined by special guest Ryan to talk about switches, vampire slayers, and sand getting everywhere.

Chris untangles the Terminator, Steve blows his nose, and Nintendo gets bitter.

Chris wears shorts to the puppy place, Steve gets wet in line for the arcade bar, and we learn all about the wonderful world of slash fiction.

Chris has the sickies, Steve has an allergy, and we have some emails.

Steve plays D&D, Chris plays dumb, and Julian Edelman plays hot potato.

Steve has a new nickname for the president, Chris has another movie that he’s never seen, and a deleted scene from 'Groundhog Day' becomes a regular phantom menace.