Horribly Off-Topic

Steve attends a concert that disappoints, Chris watches a movie that doesn’t, and we talk about why the Patriots can beat animals but not big ones.

Chris and Steve imagine the demise of The Orange Man and his Vice Orange. They also play video games, discuss the sex lives of fish, and agree that the great DM in the sky rolled all 18s when he created Joe Biden.

As Chris gets trolled and continues to eat the cookies, Steve just can’t stop gasping.

As Chris gets trolled and continues to eat the cookies, Steve just can’t stop gasping.

Chris gets mad at cute little kids, Steve deturdifies his beer, and we learn that The Orange Man might be the key to unlocking our Star Trek future.

Steve rings in the New Year with a guy who looks like Ken Marino, Chris celebrates the end of 2016 with a Disney movie marathon, and HBO announces their new series 'Vodka Gummi Bears.'

Chris doesn’t want a second season of 'Westworld,' Steve doesn’t want to let it go, and we learn that there are people who’ve died on screen more than Sean Bean has.

Steve pines for Planters Cheez Balls, Chris confesses compassion for the Sith, and Doctor Who joins 'DuckTales.'

Steve has a theory about the Orange Man, Chris has too much to say about ejaculation, and we learn what you can and can’t blame on George Lucas.

Chris thinks you should call them Nazis, Steve thinks you should call them fascists, and they think you should leggo your Eggo.