Chris cries on camera, Steve bets they only encouraged that dog, and we both wonder what it would take to make America Jesus again.

Whilst Chris says something (or, perhaps, many things) to elicit a 'Goddamnit' out of his co-host, Steve conceives of an 80s cinematic universe featuring Pee-Wee Herman, the Ghostbusters, and Martin Seamus McFly.

Chris and Steve are joined by Ryan to discuss backwards compatibility, Boston’s Scuffle Zone, and how there is never an 'and' on this podcast.

Steve doesn’t understand understaffing on a Saturday night, Chris has figured out the best kind of ’chist to be, and the boys discuss the creation of a 21st century Blarney Stone.

Steve gets the 'are you fucking with me' look, Chris explains how to play Murder-Death-Kill, and 147 is the pager code for 'Steve’s an idiot.'

Chris is rewriting a play, Steve is re-buying video games, and angry young cows are rebelling against their oppressors. Also: #NamisBoobs.

Steve has a beef with the Block, Chris thinks lifting is for losers, and a corgi rides a pony.

A listener drops some knowledge, Steve drops a cough, and Tom Brady drops a pass.

Chris and Steve are joined by Ryan to talk lost thumbs, fair points, and CluckTube.TV.

Chris had a walk, Steve had an accident, and Old MacDonald HAD a farm.