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I know we said the hiatus was over but then I got laid off

We review Longlegs, which we saw in theaters and recorded immediately after. Thematically appropriately, there are dated references to movies no longer in theaters. The movie stars Nicolas Cage in his absurd makeup acting absurdly. I'm writing this summary like 8 months after we recorded, I don't really remember much of it. More overdue episodes to come!

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Yeah I know it wasn't a week and it definitely wasn't a hiatus. 

Thank you all for your patience, we appreciate your support and we will be recording new episodes soon! For now please enjoy our highly anticipated review of Cobwebbs (2023) that we recorded back in October. 

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Carter and Ashley again struggle with deadlines this week, finally releasing the Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film - released in 2023 - chronicles a relatively minor chapter of the original Dracula lore: his journey from Romania to London. The film has received praise, comparing it to "Alien at sea"... but that's going to be a hard bar to meet. Listen to see what they think!

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We're back! After a breif hiatus due to various life changes and laptop breakings we have finally been able to edit Carters birthday episode! Carters birthday was back in August but please join use as we celebrate him with Final Destination (2000)!This movie is peak 2000's and spawned a 6 movie franchise. Listen to hear why Final Destination SUCKS! 

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This week, Carter and Ashley watch Talk to Me (2022), an Austrailian horror movie about a haunted hand. Listen to hear why this movie sucks! 

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Carter and Ashley cover Pearl, a 2020 prequel to the 2020 film X. Yes, you read that right, this movie was filmed secretly during the production of the original. Despite such a silly start, can this movie match up to its predecessor, a movie which received lukewarm reviews from both Carter and Ashley?

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"We can't all die first" This week, Ashley and Carter discuss The Blackening (2022), a horror parody that had us chuckling. Listen to hear why this movie is pretty good!

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In the episode immediately following the first Insidious installment, Carter and Ashley watch the latest movie in the franchise. Directed by Patrick Wilson and equipped with a new writer, can this movie shake the B-movie chains that have held back the series since the original?

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In preparationg for Insidious Red Door, this week we covered Insidious (2010)! Listen to hear Carter make Ashley think and to hear why this episode sucks! 

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In our first (and due to recording issues, our only) episode of Pride month, Carter and Ashley review Bodies Bodies Bodies, a relatively recent movie which stars Pete Davidson. The movie was produced by A24, which has a stronger track record than most studios. Listen to see if the movie lives up to its hype, or if it's just cashing in on Pete Davidson's fame.