Horror Sucks

Horror Sucks

By Ashley Atkins and Carter RhodesComedyTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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Horror Sucks episodes

  • Dead Silent (2007)

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    This week Ashley and special guest and friend of the pod Ian cover Dead Silent! What's better than a movie about puppets? A movie about haunted puppets! Listen to hear why this movie sucks! 

    1 hr 28 min
  • FeardotCom (2002)

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    Today, Carter and guest star Ian review the historic FeardotCom... .com. Yes, you read that correctly, the movie is titled feardotcom, and they were unable to obtain the rights to fear.com. Thus, they were forced to use feardotcom.com. The movie gets even worse from there. Listen to hear why this movie is one of the worst we've ever reviewed.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Candyman (2022)

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    This week, Ashley and Carter watch Candyman, the 2022 horror remake. We know that this movie covers some sensitive topics, and we do our best to be mindful. Listen to hear why this movie doesn't suck. 

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Renfield (2023)

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    Recorded during the midst of Dracula Daily, shortly after completing their own movie for the 48 hour film challenge, Carter and Ashley discuss the newly released Renfield (2023).  In a modern take on two classic characters, Renfield is Dracula's familiar, and has come to realize their relationship is toxic. Despite performances by Nic Cage and Nicholas Hoult, the film struggled in the box office. Listen to hear if we disagree, or if it deserved to fail.

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    45 min
  • Beau is Afraid (2023)

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    This week Carter and Ashley follow Beau on his incredible journey to get back to him moms house in Beau is Afraid (2023). Listen to hear why Ari Aster's lastest release sucks! 

    57 min
  • Coraline (2009)

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    In this episode (recorded several weeks ago), Carter and Ashley interview Nika, longtime listener and friend and longtime foe of horror movies. Nika elects to watch Coraline, a movie that has been famous for traumatizing unsuspecting kids. Carter and Ashley both missed out when they were younger, will they be scared to watch it now?

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Sick (2022)

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    This weeks episode is the hulu original Sick, which is very fitting as Ashley had just finished quarantining after being exposed to Covid. Listen to hear why this movie is insensitive and sucks! 

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    54 min
  • Evil Dead Rise (2023)

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    This week Ashley and Carter revisit one of their favorite franchises for the new movie Evil Dead Rise (2023). While this isn't the first Evil Dead movie to not take place at a cabin in the woods, it's lacks in comparison. Listen to hear why Evil Dead Rise sucks! 

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    1 hr 15 min
  • The Bye Bye Man (2017)

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    For a very special episode, Carter brings in recurring guest Ian to replace a temporarily unavailable Ashley. As Carter and Ian's first solo episode, they decided to watch The Bye Bye Man, the film that first sparked their interest in bad horror. The film is centered around the Bye Bye Man, a creature so cursed that if you know the name, he'll come and kill you. You better not think it, and you better not say it. This film is the champagne of shitty horror, and Ian and Carter will tell you why.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021)

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    In the second of two guest episodes, Carter and friend of the podcast Janel review an unusual submission: not just Scooby Doo, but a Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover. The movie came out in 2021, and ran at a whopping 78 minutes. Despite this, your hosts plan to tell you everything wrong about this movie, and conclude whether or not it counts as horror.

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    1 hr

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Ashley and Carter think horror sucks... except sometimes it doesn't. Together they pore over new releases, ancient classics, and cheesy B-movies to find even a crumb of good horror. Tune in every…