CW: Because of the content of this chapter we spend a lot of time talking about sexual assault and emotional abuse.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 21 of Eclipse and they don't know how anyone could be #TeamJacob.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 20 of Eclipse and do their best Richard Dawson impersonation in our Twilight version of Family Feud.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter nineteen of Eclipse and are continuing to explore the rich thematic questions that thread through these books: whether Bella is a cat vs. dog person, if Charlie is capable of any kind of parenting, and why nobody has acknowledged that Jasper being a confederate solider is super problematic.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were hoping to release a regular episode today, but unfortunately we ran into some technical difficulties! It was probably Werewolf Jacob using our wires as a chew toy again.

While you wait for next week's episode, please enjoy this blooper reel from our Chapter 18 episode!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're taking one more week off before we're back to Eclipse. While you wait, here's a peak at what we've been up to over on Patreon!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter eighteen of Eclipse and they're ready to hit the runway and Make It Work.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter seventeen of Eclipse and they're dreaming up business ideas for Alice's party planning company. First step: a suite of business tools where the Cullens can keep track of their revenue, as well as their blood grudges against other vampires. Technology can really do it all these days.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter sixteen of Eclipse and they've been chosen as the Forks High graduation speakers.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: We discuss sexual assault when summarizing the events of this chapter. You can fast forward about 5 minutes to skip.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter thirteen of Eclipse, but they honestly can’t bear to talk about it. So Julia has used her one and only Uno Skip Card to save us from having to re-live Bella’s sexual assault. Instead, we turn our dial to see what’s happening at Forks High School. And wouldn’t you know it, it’s prom season! What hijinks do our favorite high schoolers get up to at prom? Eclipse doesn’t tell us. But fortunately Vanessa and Julia are here to fill in the details.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vanessa and Julia have read chapter fourteen of Eclipse and it turns out that Tom Hanks is a main character in these books.

---

If $2/month doesn’t feel like a vampire sucking your blood, we’d love it if you could support us on Patreon. Your support will help us help Bella through book three!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.