Hot Dogs, Bear Onesies & Broken Cars The Funniest Grassroots Racing Stories from NH to Summit PointFrom a vintage Bristol 408 cold open to real-world Lemons mayhem, this episode is peak grassroots racing—and yes, one judge accidentally tried to fly with a Bluetooth speaker shaped like a Claymore (“Front Toward Party” 😂). In this Bristol 408 (Perky) Episode of New Hampshire Motor Speedway (Loudon) race recap, we hit everything: New Hampshire Motor Speedway drama, Summit Point track tips, a bargain $4,500 944 endurance car, a Waymo ride-hailing DoS prank, and the most wholesome chaos you’ll ever see (hello, bear onesies). Also, Chris wants a green 1972 Sedan DeVille, Tim is never drinking again, again (Mental is drinking now), Chrissy levels her background, and yeah, Mental tried to fly a claymore mine shaped speaker onto a Delta flight. Really, we are recapping this weekend's Lemons race at New Hampshire Motor Speedway. In this episode • Bristol 408 fun facts: push-button auto with a safety lever (1963–66, Mk II in ’65) to keep you from popping it out of park… or perk 😉 • What we’re working on: Tim’s Texas member-guest hangover hat (“Never Drinking Again”… with a Velcro “Beer Now” patch), there’s a Firebird with a bent nose headed east, and Chris’s mountain-home fire mitigation + radiator/thermostat rewire saga. • TSA story of the year: a Claymore-lookalike speaker gets flagged; the agent reads “Front Toward Party” and cracks up— the hair conditioner didn’t make it, the speaker did. • News & nerding out: – 1,300-car Alabama collection auction (Hagerty video vibes; Caddys, Porsches, Lincolns everywhere). – Florida’s “Trenton’s Law”: tougher penalties for repeat DUI. – Waymo DoS in SF: 50 fake hails to a dead-end street = Jag I-Paces gridlock; Waymo geofences the area for a few hours. – RacingJunk pick: weathered 944 Lemons racer for $4,500—pure class B energy. • New Hampshire race recap: – Overall: Boston Wieners in a very “compliance-adjacent” ’03 BMW 330i—they also themed hard (inflatable hot-dog suits, a real hot-dog cart, donations to Speedway Charities). • Summit Point weekend preview: ~100 entries, low BMW ratio (golf clap), potluck near concessions (setup ~6:30, eat ~7:00), bring bikes for paddock scouting, fuel in hot pits only, eyes up in the 4-5-6-7-8-9 complex, and late-apex Turn 10—that gravel trap will eat you.Bristol 408https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_408Greg Rusk’s collection of more than 1300 cars for sale (Andrew Collins @ The Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/absurd-1300-car-barn-find-collection-for-sale-is-packed-with-affordable-treasuresThe Auctionhttps://www.hagerty.com/marketplace/collections/the-generous-collection?irclickid=ys%3ATCRWa2xycR0LUqmw9E3lnUkpyZnyxu2E6W40&sharedid=&irpid=2095194&irgwc=1Florida’s Trentons Law targets repeat DUI Offenders (Collin Woodward @ Jalopnik) https://www.jalopnik.com/1999174/refusing-breath-test-florida-jail-time-trentons-law/Riley Walz orchestrates “world’s first Waymo DDoS” (Simran Rastogi @ Autoblog)https://www.autoblog.com/news/how-one-23-year-old-crashed-waymos-robotaxis-using-a-dead-end-streetSummit Point Pot luck- Please sign up? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MjXneJZ1Ov1FBWT0PcG9YstNnrRfig_85E9qAnexYXM/edit?usp=sharing Free Bingo Card Generatorhttps://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generatorOur Website -⁠ https://everyoneracers.com/⁠ Download or stream here -⁠ https://open.spotify.com/show/5NsFZDTcaFlu4IhjbG6fV9 ⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPrTs8wdzydOqbpWZ_y-xEA ⁠ - Our YouTube —funny racing podcast for car enthusiasts, racing podcast, 24 Hours of Lemons race recap, Bristol 408 car history,amateur racing, Summit Point track guide tips, car comedy, motorsport stories, endurance racing, garage builds, TSA Claymore speaker story, Waymo DoS prank video, budget Porsche 944 Lemons build, Lancia Scorpion endurance racing, bear onesie Yaris team, Saturn wagon engine swap butter tasting