This segment is a whirlwind tour through the emotional and on-field struggles of New York sports, framed by Sal's personal life updates. The show opens with a frustrated discussion about the Yankees likely losing the division due to their loss, questioning their ability to succeed in the postseason with a struggling Anthony Volpe at shortstop. The conversation then shifts to the New York Giants and Jets, with insider Brian Baldinger dissecting their week two losses and highlighting glaring issues in both teams' performances. Interspersed throughout the serious sports analysis are comedic anecdotes from Sal, including a disastrous family dinner and his decision to go to an Adam Sandler concert alone, a detail that becomes a running joke and serves as a humorous contrast to the week's grim sports news.