Marc Malusis dives into a trio of topics, starting with the Jets' new Gotham City uniforms, which he finds uninspired but fine for selling merchandise. He quickly pivots to the deeper issues facing New York sports teams, connecting the Jets' organizational culture under new coach Aaron Glenn to the Yankees' baffling loyalty to Anthony Volpe. Malusis expresses frustration with Volpe's "little league stance" and poor performance, lamenting the Yankees' continued support for him despite his struggles. He frames these sports problems through a personal, humorous lens, comparing the teams' lack of accountability to the frustrations of parenting his three sons, who constantly use phrases like "my guy" and "why" while refusing to take responsibility for their own messes.