How Dare You.

It's a very spooky Halloween episode of Straight Talk! G-G-G-GHOSTS!: Disney songs from Donny, cool kid costumes, testing candy, a deep Taiwanese tease, Hocus Pocus vs. Teen Witch, a Tim Curry serenade, a seriously delicious Halloween Snack Attack, and the grand reveal of THE PEEL! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Comedian Jiffy Wild is in the house, talking The Wild Wolf Band, Chelsea Handler Christmas Gifts, 100% Everything, Mood-playing and Jane Fonda! Also: Mark-kidding, surprise houseguests, a very spooky Are You Smarter Than Mark, Robert Downey Jr., making a house a home, a naked Wet Willie with a chainsaw and John Denver is dead.

Daria's back, and better than EVER! Also: A phenomenal comfort-food Snack Attack, a Daria song from Kevin, a song from Jake, a song from Cookie Olaphante, listener Caleb talks about the Straight Talk chocolate bar, a knock-out karaoke session by the whole gang, deafening farts, sketchy drones, and Salvador meets Wet Willie!

Drag superstar DJ "Shangela" Pierce is joining the gang as co-host this week! Can we get a HALLE-LU? Also: Loving Miley, glitter removal tips, hard-hitting interviews with toddlers, trick-effing the water bowl, Ross' new mouth word, a very special Irish Are You Smarter Than Mark, a heartfelt email of the week, HGTV match-making, a hottie Prime Minister and a feel-good round of put-ups!

The Property Brothers from HGTV are joining in this week for a convo! DOUBLE DREAMY! Also: A new song by QT, a new song by Samantha, Brandon's fantastic blow-out and the introduction of Lydia, Mark-anoke, a super-hardcore snack attack, dysfunctional roommates, Selena G. vs. Britney, and a round of put-ups.

Jonny Premo wows the gang with the debut of his new segment, "High on Life"! Also: A candy bar for rich people, Ross' toilet 'NOPE', an Asian pumpkin Snack Attack, a quick and dirty Are You Smarter Than Mark, cancelling Halloween, and turning down an Oscar.

YouTube superstar Shane Dawson is here, talking baby agents, coming out as bisexual, dating, weight-loss, fast food, and handling the struggle. Also: Brandon reviews "Straight Talk" the movie, Ross reviews Brandon's hair, a Mother's Milk Snack Attack, a refrigerated surprise, green poop and McDonald's all-day breakfast.

We're going international with a very special Australian "Are You Smarter Than Mark"! Also: Jury Duty fun, pumpkin pie erotic fan fiction, our very own Magic Mike, a San Francisco Snack Attack, a tricky bachelorette party, hangin' with Will Smith and Oprah, and a sketchy missed connection.

Dance superstar Cheryl Burke is in the house, dishing on "Dancing With the Stars" memories, her new show "I Can Do That", 1/2 price shoes for a great cause, and her Cee Bee clothing line on QVC! Also: Brandon's man bun, gettin' saucy with tartar, the perfect bite, a convo with listener Dillon, The Womanizer, a very special Wet Willy Snack Attack, THE FINAL JONNY PREMO ROUND between Mark and Mormon Mom Shannon, and a new round of Mark and Brenda Gnocchi.

Fan favorite drag star Cookie Olaphante is IN-STUDIO, singing all her all-time greatest hits and debuting a brand new BANGER! Also: A Frisky San Francisco weekend, fathering Brandon, the final match between Shannon and Derrick for our Jonny Premo Memorial Tournament, Nicki Minaj on TV, Morgan Freeman roleplay, and a super kooky Snack Attack.