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The hilarious Guy Branum is in studio, talking Palm Springs, catfishing adventures on Grindr, an Unreal obsession, breaking pregnancy announcements and chili talk! Also: A Celine update with Ross' publicist, Ross' official candy bar, a no holds-barred chocolate showdown, a very sweet Are You Smarter Than Mark, Starbucks hacks, Trending wand the debut of The United Straights of America, a very special birthday shout-out, and Free Willy.

Ross unveils YONDER MARKET, your source for Straight Talk merch! Also: Our dreamy new producer Wet Willy, The return of Mark, our gay senior citizen movie critic Bill reviews Straight Outta Compton, a pizza buffet call, a heated Are You Smarter Than Mark rematch, a sexy Mark voice interpreter, a wacky peanut butter Snack Attack, the newest Real Housewives, and a bitter Minute Mark.

The wedding planner to the stars Kevin Lee is here, dishing on Beverly Hills, celebrity parties, multi-million dollar weddings, and dating life! Also: A massive Vegas surprise, INCREDIBLE listener Podcast Mandela, lost glasses, gay chicken, back-burner bitches, super-difficult friendships, hitch-hiking robots, science and the footballz.

We've got a medium in the house, Monica the Medium! Also: Nikki B is back and better than ever, Mark's amazing hand-break story, a heavily sedated 'Are You Smarter Than Mark', a visit from a very, very special guest with funky Snack Attack potato chips, confronting secrets in the workplace, Baywatch rebooted and Stevie-O vs. Sea World.

Tater joins the 21st century and gets a Twitter, Chattin' it up with Ross' realtor Arleen, the gang gets to the bottom of Brandon's applause phobia, a very special celebrity guessing game, then Mark drunk dials to perfection, and a beautifully executed Minute Mark.

It's a call-in bonanza, as we catch up with 'Gay of Thrones' Jonathan VanEss and a get a review from our gay movie critic Bill! Also: Maybe the greatest Snack Attack of all time, lion-killer bashing in Are You Smarter Than Mark, a lonely Wisconsin transplant, a visit with drag superstar Jackie Beat and the debut of an all-new JB song, celeb divorces, the presidential race, and an "In Memoriam" Minute Mark.

The Straight Talk gang is at it again: An ancient letter, a new podcast pitch, Daria makes a drunk theme song, a Teen Talk with Jordan that's almost past his bedtime, Rich reveals his tri-sexuality, testing Bill's knowledge in our latest game, a BRAND NEW SONG from Jackie Beat, making friends across the spectrum, a heartfelt You've Got Media, a very special Cher Brandon-oke, inappropriate phone charging, making it rain, and an underwear bandit.

The time has come! The actual songstress from the original "Mother's Milk" joins us to fill us in on the folk song that's sweeping the nation: Also: A interview with the mother of "Mandatory Kisses", the incredible Jackie Beat, a very special culinary episode of "Are You Smarter Than Mark", a Mumford and Sons Minute Mark, a crazy German, a drunk naked Brandon in church, and dreaming big with tortillas.

Mark's wife, the lovely and super-intelligent Diana is in the house! She and Mark battle Taya and Ross in an epic Newlywed game, emceed by Brandon! Also: A tricky love triangle, a soft and sweet Snack Attack, and a bottom-of-the-barrel Minute Mark

Drag Race Judge and freakin' ICON Michelle Visage is in the house, coming up with Ru, NYC teen clubs, meeting RuPaul, the Bodyguard soundtrack, the art of Seduction, her fantastic book 'The Diva Rules', stay at home dads, a Leah Remini pep talk, Drag Race tough love, the power of learning and the War of Art. Also: A majestic Mother's Milk cover, Daria's press conference, a massive sock purge, an international Snack Attack, a sad list of food dream-killers, buttloads of boatloads, bullcrap bubble wrap and a wrap-up Minute Mark.