How Dare You.

On this episode, the stylish Salvador is back in the house, filling in for Nikki! Also: Finger-sucking solidarity, a tense voicemail blow-out, a surprisingly civil Are You Smarter Than Mark, an elaborate pizza order, a seriously healthy Snack Attack, faves revealed on Minute Mark, Selena love and really creepy holograms.

Hollywood royalty and legendary author Jackie Collins is here, dishing on her 32nd NYT Best Seller St. Angelos, well-endowed characters, Reform School or Hollywood, growing up as a wild child, star-studded bathrooms, a dinner party faux pas, full-body elastic and juicy celeb blind items. Also: The muy fabuloso Salvador is filling in for NIkki, Ross' HUGE NEWS, your voicemails, Brandon's Steel Magnolias blue balls and a Sally Field beef, a Magic Mike XXL review from our Gay Movie Critic Bill, a boss with a bad temper, leaving the nest, and the first installment of Minute Mark.

Pop superstar Mel B is in the studio, dishing on America's Got Talent, Spice Girls growing up, a childhood in Leeds, Ginger Spice blue balls, the American Dream, making new friends, a Spice Girls song in the shower, and the mysterious "zig-a-zig-ahhhh". Also: A check-in with real estate agent Arlene, a Kareoke Roulette battle, working out throw pillow placement, a boozy Snack Attack, an epic round of voicemails, a Superfan battles Mark in Are You Smarter Than Mark, and Teen correspondent Jordan works it OUT, math with Siri, peeing in pools and cat videos.

The incredible Rosie O'Donnell is in the house for an extended interview, talking marriage equality, celeb connections, taking a stand in San Francisco, Vietnam, Kalif Browders, The Fosters, meditation and Madonna, High School Triple Crowns, the miracle of room service, tipping big, an email of the week with a big gay fraternity, close encounters with Melissa McCarthy and Matt LeBlanc, a spicy Snack Attack and weight loss surgery. Also: A movie review from gay senior citizen critic Bill, your voicemails, Nikki B Trending, chubby gay quotas, and a Back to the Future remake.

The gorgeous and talented Jillian Barberie is joining us, talking pool hair, getting paid in shoes, Palm Springs fantasies, swinging both ways and flipping off showbiz. Also: A bombshell thruple confession, getting screwed by auto-pay, remixing Mark impressions, the most epic slow-jam about soap of all time, Brandon vs. Reba, a goat-lady's ode to mother's milk, hacking Butterfingers on Snack Attack, and a Mark-itis outbreak.

Ross' Latin lover Salvador is in the house, filling in for Nikki! Comedy superstar Margaret Cho stops in, and breaks it down on the hottest celeb neighborhoods, Celebrity Wife Swap, Connie Chung's weed, and Andy Cohen gossip! Also: A live movie review from our gay critic Bill, Rich's very special ABC flashback, your voicemails, a Cool Ranch snack attack, trending with Sal, and a massive Mark blow-out.

The most shocking Snack Attack in history, close encounters with Fireball, our very first Teen Talk with correspondent Jordan, a very special edition of Are You Smarter Than Mark, a Venezuelan caller, comedy advice, listeners voicemails, the origins of Tater Tot, Trending With Daria, and Ross' casino genius.

Filling in for Nikki is our special guest, Ross' real estate agent Arleen! Also: Mark's dad bod, bingo benders, a very special LIVE review from our gay movie critic Bill, a liquid Snack Attack, the most intense 'Are You Smarter Than Mark' yet, a Jewish dating crisis, mean in-laws, three men and a lady, love for Champs Illinois, being out and proud, listener voicemails, Brandon goes in deep on Mark's monkeys, sea lion poop, the Rachel Dolezal scandal and mall duets.

Dan Bucatinksy is our guest this week, and chats it up about Emmy wins, the masterpiece that is The Comeback, marriage equality and Lisa effin' Kudrow! Also: Cream cheese snack attack, who's the gayest on the show, your voicemails, the Charlie Charlie Challenge, and really, really stupid fish jokes.

Fortune Feimster is in the house, breaking it down on SNL, Close encounters with Chelsea Handler, pool secrets and online dating! Also: A breakthrough with Mark, Brandon's Spice Girl Jams, gettin' experimental with Pop Tarts, friendship break-ups, Ross TV rumors, supermodel hissy-fits and freaky-deaky horn players