YouTube celeb superstar Miranda Sings is in the house, talkin' Seinfeld, Fallon, Mirfandas, Anaconda, wet sleeping, and the woman behind the lipstick! Also: United Straights of America, a twist in the Jonny Premo Memorial Tournament, the Steel Magnolias quiz (FINALLY), dangerous selfies, invisibility cloaks, and a major Mark/Daria blowout.

Legendary Coast to Coast radio host George Noory joins us, talking paranormal activity, ear centipedes, astral projection and alien abduction! Also: The most exquisite birthday cake of all time, a super special Ross Report, a special tribute song by QT, a more civilized microwave showdown, EVEN MORE erotic fan fiction, the first round of our Jonny Premo Plan, a fan forum and Nikki B Trending, and a tribute to Ms. Jackie Collins

Matt McGorry from Orange is the New Black is in-studio! Also: Mark vapes, the unveiling of the official Ross Bar wrapper, Teen Talk with Jordan, a new song by QT, a new song (and a visit!) by Cookie Olaphante, really phenomenal listener voicemails, disliking Facebook, Brandon vs. his mom in a ground-breaking Snack Attack, Brenda Gnocchi channels MJ and a very loopy Minute Mark.

Brandon's beautiful mom is in the house! Also: Wet salami rain, more erotic fan fiction, Brandon's birthday treat, a pregnant AYSTM, a movie review from Palm Springs Bill, Brenda Gnocchi channels Kelly Clarkson, Kylie Jenner's bodyguard, airline passenger shaming, a new Wet Willy theme song and a dreamy Minute Mark.

Ross and the gang are at it again: Mark's skin loss, Rich gives the Seahawks some love, freezing celebrities, Daria turns down friendship, a very Canadian Snack Attack, a fruity-boozy STB, our top 10 episodes, philanthropy vs. money, Brenda Gnocchi and a Lion King duet, Rocky trivia and trending with Drunk Daria.

Ross is taking calls all episode, in honor of his new all-advice gig coming up on Sirius! Also: Dolly Parton appreciation, pup-talk with 'E', a problematic Grandma-In-Law, love for Toronto and hacking Chili's

Special guest Perez Hilton is calling in, dishing on his new podcast and Kardashian Kleansing! Also: Mark's amazing new song, Mark's amazing new shirt, and erotic Mark fan fiction! Brandon's mind-melting Snack Attack, an incredible Celine song debut by the legendary Jackie Beat, a very sensual quiz and Hocus Pocus Karaoke.

The 'we met Celine' story you've all been waiting for! Also: The winner of our chocolate bar contest revealed, Mark's new Yonder Market shirt, Ross contracts an STB, Nikki B trending, A movie review from our very own Bill, our toughest Are You Smarter Than Mark yet, and the major announcement we've been DYING to share with you!

Mark is tripping balls in-studio with his prescribed pain pills! Also: Celine news, an adventurous Snack Attack, Mark's P Diddy club, an anatomically-correct Are You Smarter Than Mark, Jurassic Amber, Wet Willy takes the gay test, asking for a raise, Turn-Back-Time Cher, a super romantic Free Willy, and a farewell to our beloved Rich!

Wet Willy is an official member of the gang! Also: Mark shows off his new cast, Ross mourns the loss of Tina with Gay of Thrones' Jonathan Van Ness, pooping in the dark, Celine's New Gay, caftan Sundays, garage sale escapades, a very romantic Are You Smarter Than Mark, solving Steve, and Judy Garland kisses.