Comedian Kurt Braunohler teaches us how to start a fire with just wood and string, how to kidnap your friends and take them to an abandoned nuclear silo, how to create a new type of improv, how to form the perfect comedy duo, how to visit the grossest bar on the Jersey Shore, and how to find New York’s infamous mole people. Plus, Kurt becomes an instant expert on topics he knows nothing about. Dolphins! Lacrosse! Cupcakes! Other random words! Listen!

“Late Late Show,” “Late Night," and “Nature Cat” writer, and duck penis expert Justin Shanes teaches us how to appreciate nature despite being a neurotic hypochondriac, how to prank your family on a cruise, how to quit law for comedy, how to design the perfect #Benghazi t-shirt, how to react to rattlesnakes and bobcats, and how to decide when to risk your life for those sweet, sweet Instagram likes. Then we quiz Justin on the weird wild world of animal genitalia. Hot tip: their tips all have spikes on them!

Comedian and TV writer Brendan McLaughlin teaches us how to survive unemployment, how to befriend an Olsen Twin, how to write promos for Jerry Springer, how to do bad celebrity impressions, how to write for a travel show without traveling, how to find a good coffee shop to work in, and how to make watching Netflix all day sound productive. Then we throw Brendan some tough job interview questions for careers he never wanted. Please hire Brendan to be your wet-nurse magician Batman.

"Inside Amy Schumer" writer and comedian Mike Lawrence teaches us how to watch professional wrestling, how to grow up with a comedian for a parent, how to stop being a slam poet, how to turn a roast battle into a job, and how to work at McDonald's for seven years. Plus, we find out what Hitler's professional wrestling name would be. Unfortunately, it was already taken.

In this special holiday episode, Mike teaches Jess how to find the perfect Christmas gift for your loved ones, how to survive childhood in Florida, how to get a job at SNL, how to be goth, how to become Cisco certified, how to read a script about a talking vagina, and how to find a present for a grandma who loves “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Then Jess teaches Mike how to be a Jew in December. And then we both learn the true meaning of Christmas! Just kidding, but we do talk about "The Mask." This episode is smokin'!!!

“Inside Amy Schumer,” “Kroll Show,” and "SNL" writer Christine Nangle teaches us how to get through crushing heartbreak, how to get rid of a Philly accent then get famous for doing a Philly accent, how to survive childhood without cable TV, how to enrage internet trolls, how to write comedy that you believe in, how to be vulnerable, and most importantly, how to resist texting an ex. Then we play The Breakup Game and find out how you’d break up with a creepy doll that’s come to life.

"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" writer and comedian Charla Lauriston teaches us how to make a hit web series, how to work for a U.S. senator, how to deal with moths, how to get your creative friends to work for you, how to accidentally name your show after a body part, how to turn a web series into a television-writing job, and how to survive the most embarrassing childhood moment in the history of mankind. Warning: You may burst into uncontrollable laughter at work or in public while listening to this story.

Kinda Funny host and former IGN writer Greg Miller teaches us how to start an online business, how to have the ultimate Taylor Swift concert experience, how to make a career out of loving video games, how to use Patreon, how to grow a loyal fan base on YouTube, how to tear up your life and move across the country for a new job, and how to tear up that life to start a website of your own. Then Greg tells us the perfect snack food to pair with various dishes. What should you eat for dessert after feasting on human flesh and horse meatballs? Greg will tell you.