How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills


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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals this week, and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines!

Because of the atmospheric river, Danielle and Kristine touched briefly on flood safety, and if your home was damaged, it could be confusing to know what's covered. Perhaps this article is helpful. One thing is certain: Danielle will never drink a gallon of water daily. 


After that brief sidebar on flooding, it was time to get into the main event- hippos.


Want to see a baby hippo snuggling with her mamma?


Are hippos dangerous to humans? Read here!


Want the A-Z on hippos? 


Do you like academic texts? Who doesn't? Here's A LOT of information on hippos if you like to do deep dives on a subject.


How to Deal With a Hippo Encounter

And how about those Cocaine Hippos? And if you can't get enough of cocaine hippos, there is never enough Cocaine Hippos


After covering the world's most dangerous animal (after the two Big M's- Mosquitos, Men), it was our favorite time, STORYTIME! The link also allows you to watch Paul share the story, and he also wrote a book about it. 


Here's another hippo attack story.

Kristine and Danielle were thrilled to welcome Emily Maya Mills as their guest. The multi-talented Mills recently directed the short horror thriller Boohag or Shadowman (36:14), hosts the Frogtown Show, plays Faye on Valley Heat, and much more.



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