How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

By Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel

What's How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine about?

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine episodes:

04.23.2024
Stephanie Escajeda - HTS A Custody Battle & Being In Custody
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a custody dispute and Stephanie Escajeda joins us to share her harrowing story of being held in custody. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
04.16.2024
Eve Sturges - HTS Traumatic Brain Injury & Family Trauma
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a traumatic brain injury and Eve Sturges joins us to share her experience with a life changing family secret. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
04.09.2024
Just Us - HTS Gonads & Other Biological Threats
This week Danielle and Kristine are guest free while learning how to survive a child who wants to cook Sea Urchin and the threat of a biological or chemical attack! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
04.02.2024
Kulap Vilaysack - HTS Charging Bulls & Getting Things "Free" of Charge
This week Danielle and Kristine lean how to survive a charging bull and Kulap Vilaysack joins us to share a time she got caught up in a scam to get free stuff from work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...
03.26.2024
Betsy Stover - HTS A Patreon Bonus Episode Sneak Peek
This week Kris is on vacation so we're giving ya'll a little peek at the fun bonus episodes you get when you are part of the How To Survive Patreon! Betsy Stover joins us for some Palomas and fun! Get...
03.19.2024
Chris Fairbanks - HTS A Threatening Snake & A Threat In Your House
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a venomous snake and Chris Fairbanks joins us to share the time someone's ex boyfriend showed up in his house! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...
03.12.2024
Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids
Director Thom Harp joins Danielle and Kristine to share a dad fail during his family's whitewater rapids vacation. And Kristine schools the gang on the hellish fate at the bottom of your Hydro-flask. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...
03.05.2024
Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the threat of a kangaroo and Anne Gregory joins us to share a time she had problems down below at the happiest place on earth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...
02.27.2024
Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the attack of an aggressive dog and Fielding Edlow joins us to share her experience with her daughter's school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
02.20.2024
Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL
This week Danielle and Kristine learn...uh...more about surviving poisonous plants and Wayne Federman joins us to share his experiences growing up in Plantation, Florida. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
02.13.2024
Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of a flash flood and Bridger Winegar joins us to share his story of being falsely accused of a crime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...
02.06.2024
Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive people who compulsively lie and Kira Soltanovich joins us to share a time she got caught lying to her father. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01.30.2024
Annie Sertich - HTS Cat Scratch Fever & Crazy Catering Tales
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of Cat Scratch Fever, and Annie Sertich shares a catering tale for the ages. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01.23.2024
Zainab Johnson - HTS First Months Postpartum & First Shows in Memphis
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the first months after giving birth and Zainab Johnson joins us to share her experience performing in Memphis for the first time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...
01.16.2024
Paul F. Tompkins - HTS Fire Ants & Getting Fired - Extended Edition
It's an HTS sick day and that means you get another extended episode of a classic How To Survive. This week we learn about fire ants and Paul F. Tompkins shares his experience getting fired. Want more extended episodes? Find...
01.09.2024
Emily From The Residuals - HTS Being Sucked into a Whirlpool & People Who Suck
How to Survive Whirlpools Emily the Residuals
01.02.2024
Stefanie Wilder-Taylor - HTS Brutal Sandstorms & A Brutal Firing
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous sandstorm and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins us to share her experience being fired from a writing job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12.26.2023
Matt Gourley - HTS Unfriendly Insects & Friendliest Freshman
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a most unfriendliest insect and Matt Gourley joins us to share the time he was voted his school's Friendliest Freshman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...
12.19.2023
Lara Everly - HTS Greening Out & Going Green
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive too much marijuana and Lara Everly joins us to talk about a harrowing trip when she decided to go green. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12.12.2023
Paula Poundstone - HTS Kitchen Disasters & Waitress Jobs
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the all too common kitchen injury and we're joined by Paula Poundstone to hear about her experiences as a waitress in Orlando! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...
12.05.2023
Kim Griffin - HTS Scorpions & Dying On Stage
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...
11.28.2023
How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People - Extended Edition
This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. Get extended editions of all of...
11.21.2023
Stephanie Courtney - HTS Phrogging & Flailing
Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11.14.2023
Jordan Morris - HTS River Otters & River Tubin'
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive River Otters and Jordan Morris joins us to talk about the twists and turns of a tubing trip! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11.07.2023
Jon Hamm - HTS Loss
How to Survive Loss with Jon Hamm
10.31.2023
Kevin Seccia - HTS Salem & New Jersey
This week Danielle and Kristine get into the halloween spirit by learning how to survive the Salem Witch Trials and Kevin Seccia joins us to talk about how he survived growing up in New Jersey! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...
10.24.2023
Nyima Funk - HTS Returning From War & Returning To The Dispensary
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive returning from war and the hilarious Nyima Funk joins us to share her experience trying to make a return at a dispensary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...
10.17.2023
How To Survive Covid-19
This week Danielle and Kristine learn about Kris' bout with Covid and a Colonoscopy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10.10.2023
Mike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTENDED EDITION!
We're taking some sick time! Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of a classic HTS episode! Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results...
10.03.2023
How To Survive The Black Death
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the Black Plague! Yes it's still out there! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
09.26.2023
Elizabeth Beckwith - HTS a Gambling Addiction & Being an Extra in Casino
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being addicted to gambling and Elizabeth Beckwith joins us to share her experience being an extra in the Martin Scorsese classic, Casino. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
09.19.2023
Daisy Gardner - HTS A Hijacking & A 9/11 Birthday
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane hijacking and Daisy Gardner joins us to talk about sharing a birthday with a national tragedy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
09.12.2023
Andy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers!
The week Danielle and Kristine celebrate surviving 100 episodes with a special live show at Flappers with special guest Andy Daly! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
09.05.2023
How To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters!
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to defeat a drug charge and in lieu of a guest, we read some listener letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
08.29.2023
Chris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic Liquids
This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive powerful hurricanes and the terrific Chris Regan joins us to talk about the time he had to survive the toxic Green Death! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
08.22.2023
Renee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway Fight
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerous road rage and Renee Gauthier joins us to tell a wild story that includes a freeway fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
08.15.2023
Christian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic Relationships
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive deadly poisonous plants and, from the Valley Heat podcast, Christian Duguay is here to share his experiences with toxic relationships. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
08.08.2023
Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...
08.01.2023
How To Survive Being Too Hot For Earth & Too Cool For School with Tig Notaro
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave and our friend Tig Notaro joins us to talk about her experiences with school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
07.25.2023
How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
07.18.2023
How To Survive Without Each Other
This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
07.11.2023
How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edition!
This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive...
07.04.2023
How To Survive a Parachute Free Fall & the Free For All of New York in the 80s with Rainn Wilson
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute and Rainn Wilson joins us to talk about living in New York City in the wonder years of the late 80s! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy...
06.27.2023
How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strickland
This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
06.20.2023
How To Survive Puffer Fish with us!
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
06.13.2023
How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
06.06.2023
How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy Branum
This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
05.30.2023
How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice Hamilton
How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine Sea Urchins & the Space Needle with Alice Hamilton
05.23.2023
How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee
How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine discusses robber crabs and surviving childhood poverty with Aaron Lee
05.16.2023
How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard
How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine discuss narcissistic parents and mental health with Kevin Maynard

What's How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine about?

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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine episodes:

Stephanie Escajeda - HTS A Custody Battle & Being In Custody

Eve Sturges - HTS Traumatic Brain Injury & Family Trauma

Just Us - HTS Gonads & Other Biological Threats

Kulap Vilaysack - HTS Charging Bulls & Getting Things "Free" of Charge

Betsy Stover - HTS A Patreon Bonus Episode Sneak Peek

Chris Fairbanks - HTS A Threatening Snake & A Threat In Your House

Thom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water Rapids

Anne Gregory - HTS Problems Down Under & Problems Down Below

Fielding Edlow - HTS Aggressive Dogs & An Aggressive Principal

Wayne Federman - HTS Poisonous Plants & Growing Up In Plantation, FL

Bridger Winegar - HTS Flash Floods & Being Flooded With Suspicion

Kira Soltanovich - HTS Pathological Liars & Lying To Your Dad

Annie Sertich - HTS Cat Scratch Fever & Crazy Catering Tales

Zainab Johnson - HTS First Months Postpartum & First Shows in Memphis

Paul F. Tompkins - HTS Fire Ants & Getting Fired - Extended Edition

Emily From The Residuals - HTS Being Sucked into a Whirlpool & People Who Suck

Stefanie Wilder-Taylor - HTS Brutal Sandstorms & A Brutal Firing

Matt Gourley - HTS Unfriendly Insects & Friendliest Freshman

Lara Everly - HTS Greening Out & Going Green

Paula Poundstone - HTS Kitchen Disasters & Waitress Jobs

Kim Griffin - HTS Scorpions & Dying On Stage

How To Survive Bears & Overbearing People - Extended Edition

Stephanie Courtney - HTS Phrogging & Flailing

Jordan Morris - HTS River Otters & River Tubin'

Jon Hamm - HTS Loss

Kevin Seccia - HTS Salem & New Jersey

Nyima Funk - HTS Returning From War & Returning To The Dispensary

How To Survive Covid-19

Mike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTENDED EDITION!

How To Survive The Black Death

Elizabeth Beckwith - HTS a Gambling Addiction & Being an Extra in Casino

Daisy Gardner - HTS A Hijacking & A 9/11 Birthday

Andy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers!

How To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters!

Chris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic Liquids

Renee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway Fight

Christian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic Relationships

Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit

How To Survive Being Too Hot For Earth & Too Cool For School with Tig Notaro

How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker

How To Survive Without Each Other

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edition!

How To Survive a Parachute Free Fall & the Free For All of New York in the 80s with Rainn Wilson

How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strickland

How To Survive Puffer Fish with us!

How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick

How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy Branum

How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice Hamilton

How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee

How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard