This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of us can relate to: getting fired. Only in his situation, the workplace...was incredibly well known.

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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we learn how to survive the fer-de-lance viper — one of the deadliest snakes in the world — and just as threatening?  Meeting famous people!

Comedy legend Greg Proops joins us to share stories only he could tell about celebrity encounters and what it really takes to survive going behind the red rope.

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a body part and Macey Isaacs joins us to share the time she lost her front teeth!

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This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not physically, we have very weak arms) and lay it all out on the table- that we can't stop pounding! Want the full version? Join us on Patreon for more exclusive, unhinged fun!

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being tear-gassed during a protest, then John Quaintance joins us to tell the story of his son’s birth—a carefully planned delivery that went completely off the rails in Laughlin, Nevada.

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Content Note: This episode of How to Survive discusses inpatient rehab and a troubled teen residential program. Listener discretion advised for discussions of restrictive treatment environments and institutional harm involving minors.

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine talk about inpatient rehab before Charlie Nelson Jacobs joins to discuss his experience surviving a highly problematic and abusive troubled teen residential program—and share some thoughts on the teen treatment industry.

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Danielle, Kristine, and Garon talk about the Stranger Things finale. Plus, they are still talking about The Materialists.  Who's ready for a live show in Sedona?

Kristine tries to ruin football for Danielle and FAILS.

AND then...Danielle and Kristine go to Ojai to prep for the first HTS Quiz Show (Friday, January 30 at 7 pm Pacific Time- join us!) and barely survive!

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This week, Danielle and Kristine break down how to survive the potentially dangerous world of Uber and ridesharing, and Oliver Pardo returns with a few truly wild rideshare horror stories.

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This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's worst nightmare… growths. Then, Gary Mann joins to share his experience navigating Standards & Practices during his time on The Sarah Silverman Program, when a performer's voice was challenged in a very different way.

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