This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle runaway grooms (and brides!) and get the inside scoop on international “I dos” with Las Tres Sisters Marta Mendez-Cross, who shares her wild wedding adventures in Costa Rica

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This week, on How to Survive, Danielle & Kristine undress the topic of the strip search. We’re talking strip searches, survival tips, and the fine line between law enforcement and a lawsuit. Kathy Egan-Taylor of Bad Elizabeth shares her unforgettable experience with the UK Border Patrol.

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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the fascinating world of cruise ship comedy 🚢. Actor and comedian Chris Witaske (The Bear, Chicago Party Aunt) joins us to share hilarious survival stories, from performing for an audience trapped at sea to being a magician's assistant. Plus, he shares a harrowing and mysterious cruise ship death.

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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust and what it really takes to survive falling from the sky.

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This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the way.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bears...again...but different this time and Emily Barth-Isler joins us to share a bear tale of her own!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child's first day of pre-school and Oliver Pardo joins us to talk about his experiences at his first job!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a call with 911, courtesy of a listener, and Will Becton joins us to share a story about a dangerous situation he found himself in with some friends at camp.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures and Madison Shepard joins us to talk about a time she had a dangerous temp job!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses into disorder and Tom Clark joins us to talk about his summer volunteering in Juarez!

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