This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive vicious wild boars and Drew Droege joins us to share some crazy times at his local wild bar! Listen to extended episodes on Patreon!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being a magical thinker and Jo McGinley joins us to share her experiences as a magician's assistant!

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This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are off so in lieu of a new episode enjoy one of our Patreon bonus episodes! This one is pretty infamous already. Hear more bonus episodes plus extended versions of regular episodes at our Patreon: PodcastHowtoSurvive!

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This week Danielle and Kristine catch up on the week's adventures and learn how to survive the world's deadliest bird!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the country's current reality and Janette Timm Vico joins us to tell us all about her ill-timed trip to Greece.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive new methods of consuming absurd amounts of caffeine and Kevin Pollak joins us to enlighten us about his mom. Get extended episodes on Patreon!

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This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon gather via Zoom in the midst of some sick hosts to learn how to survive being roofied!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bout of Writer's Block and Stephen Kearin joins us to share the story of how he helped create Simlish!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a series of deathtraps and Susie Geiser joins us to share her experience working on a production of the play, Deathtrap!

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This week Danielle and Kristine (and Matt Belknap sitting in for Garon) learn how to survive radicalization of a loved one and Julie Mann joins us to share her poorly timed trip traveling in the Middle East.

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