This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly.

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This week, Danielle and Kristine, learn how to survive a cheating spouse and Brendan Smith returns to share his recent experience with a wild bear!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the road life of traveling in an RV!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive rat born hantavirus as well as catching up and talking about their weeks.

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the cursed hot flashes, and comedian Allan Murray shares his experiences as a warm-up comic for television.

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alpine divorce, and Anne Gregory returns to share a very "The Pitt"-esque way to lose one's virginity.

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This week: what it feels like to live with a mystery illness that doctors can't figure out—and how to survive the fear that comes with not knowing.

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the fear of the unknown, and author Jane Borden (Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives America) shares her experience untangling the mystery of an undiagnosed illness.

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This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ice cold water and Will Hines joins us to share his experience with frozen shoulders!

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This week, Danielle, Kristine, and Garon return after a week off to dish on international fllights and lost luggage, they wonder why Jen Aniston keeps her dry eyes a secret, Garon loses his glasses to the powerful waves of the Pacific, and they catch up on some of their favorite television.

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This week Kristine is away to Germany but that means you are getting a special sneak peek at the type of Bonus Episode you get when you join our Patreon! This is a shorter version to get a glimpse of the fun we have every month. Join now!

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