This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the world’s deadliest creature: Mosquitoes! — bites, diseases, and all the dastardly ways they ruin your life. Then, the incredible Patton Oswalt joins to share a hilarious story about the night he truly bit it on stage. Yes, it even happened to Patton.

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Don't get West Nile Virus. Are you in California and want to know more about those mosquitoes that assault your ankles nonstop yet somehow remain invisible? Read this.

Here's some information on the best mosquito control for your body and yard.

Then it was on to one of our favorite segments: Story Time. Here's the full text.

Kristine and Danielle were so excited to welcome Patton Oswalt. Patton is touring right now! You can see him this Sunday at Largo, and more dates too. Buy Patton's comic series Minor Threats here.

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