This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants — itching! swelling! sweating! And that was just us in the studio. Then Paul F. Tompkins (The Great North, Comedy Bang Bang) joins to share a hilarious story about getting fired from one of his earliest jobs, obviously told with his trademark wit and incredible charm.

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Check out this article for the crazy Youtube that Kristine referenced about floating fire ants.

Kristine shares an insane survival story that seems too crazy to be true and learns to never play the Hypothetical Game with Danielle.

 In segment two, Paul F. Tompkins ) joins Danielle & Kristine to share his epic firing tale from a novelty store in Philadelphia. Kristine, Danielle, and Paul also discuss head shops, Paul Hollywood, The Property Brothers, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, and dark chocolate. Just like Paul says, "It’s fun to be an adult!"

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