From heists to hustles, we jump right into the wild news of Gilbert Arenas allegedly running a full-blown casino out of his home. Pro tip, Gilbert — if you're trying to stay low-key, maybe don’t put your name on the tables.

Next up: former NBA player Marcus Morris gets hit with legal trouble of his own, reportedly owing over $200,000 to a casino. The crew breaks it all down before taking a hard left turn into a totally different arena — family dynamics, moms vs. dads, and the zodiac signs that drive us all insane.

Then it's time for a rapid-fire round of Goosies or No Goosies, where the squad just isn’t buying the hype over a Miami Hurricanes recruit benching way more than most NFL players. Impressive? Sure. Goosebumps? Not quite.