Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources episodes

February 05, 2019 Season 3 Ep. 9: The Giant Nail Tech
The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.
Krrrrring- Alli Stark
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
38 min
January 22, 2019 Season 3 Ep. 8: The Voiceover Artist
Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.
Chewspocka Worf- Jim Mazzarelli
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
48 min
January 08, 2019 Season 3 Ep. 7: Where Was Alien?
Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”.
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Dale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer Rybacki
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’Mara
Sucky the Vampire- Connor Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
41 min
December 25, 2018 Season 3 Ep. 6: The One With the Lonely Guy
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.
FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
46 min
December 11, 2018 Season 3 Ep. 5: The Skeleton Priest
Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.
Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
43 min
November 27, 2018 Season 3 Ep. 4: The Revenge-r
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.
Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
50 min
November 13, 2018 Season 3 Ep. 3: The Duplicate
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.
Liff Niff- Chris George
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
53 min
October 30, 2018 BONUS EPISODE: P16 at Robot Lunch
Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies…
P16- Ryan Cleary
Jeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor Doyle
Dave the Janitor-Bot- James Freetly
XR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
14 min
October 16, 2018 Season 3 Ep 2: The Bop-It
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.
Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
56 min
October 02, 2018 Season 3 Ep. 1: The Fallout
The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.
Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
57 min

About Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and…