Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources episodes

January 02, 2018 Episode 43: The Caterpillar Gladiator
Are you not entertained? No, seriously, that's like...what we're going for here. The HR Boys get a visit from Greg the Gory, an infamous caterpillar gladiator who's thinking about spreading his wings. Meanwhile, Danica tucks some sleepy boys into space-bed, and completely fails to give The Terminal its due.
Greg the Gory- Tim Lewis
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
41 min
December 19, 2017 Episode 42: The Robot Directrix
Our favorite HR boys get a visit from Galatea, an opera singin', culture slingin', encrichment bringin' robot in charge of beefin' up the ship's culture. Alien is vewwwy sweepy, and Doug spits some hot Papa Roach. Meanwhile, Danica's awake, and the Professor and Wade might have some 'splainin' to do...
Galatea the Culture - Lindsay Gonzales
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt
43 min
December 05, 2017 Episode 41: The Incinerator
The boys get a visit from Char-meleon, the ship's incinerator and resident beer koozie slogan enthusiast. Meanwhile, the Professor and Wade deal with an android with a suuuuper unfamiliar voice...
Char-meleon the Incinerator - Brennan Lowery
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus/Flart the Android- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
43 min
November 21, 2017 Episode 40: The Whiffenfluff
Happy Spacegiving, T.U.R.K.E.Y.S. (That's an acronym for Totally Uber Real Keister Eaters, Yes Sir!)! This week, the HR Boys get a visit from Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff, who's fluff deep in a game of Floogball. Meanwhile, Wade and the Professor shoot for the world record of dumbest dummies in space, and Danica cryo-sleeps.
Margatha Dot, the Whiffenfluff- Janelle Blasdel
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
42 min
November 07, 2017 Episode 39: The Chest Burster
The HR Boys get a visit from Chester A. Burster, a shock jock alien who popped out of the wrong cake at the wroooong time. Meanwhile...no...this has to be a typo. The three idiots are finally going to space? No way. Let's see how THIS goes.
Chester A. Burster- Gretchen Eng
Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
40 min
October 24, 2017 Episode 38: The Live Show
The HR Boys have their first ever Humanoid Resources Town Hall with some old friends and some new ones. Meanwhile, the vigilante(ish) trio tells some spooky stories/basic health problems on this Halloween(ish) Eve(ish).
Akon the Dodecapus- Stephen Flowers
Dick Flynn- Wink Stone
Captain Purrow- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle / Ghoster the Toaster- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
36 min
October 10, 2017 Episode 37: The Toilet
Alien's back from...camp(?), and the HR Boys are flush with issues this week, as they pro-deuce some real solutions for a guest who is a...(sigh)...talking toilet. Meanwhile, our rogue turned not-rogue agent friends fill the holes in their memories with laughter. RIP Woody and Buzz's friendship.
Franklin Smellano Roosevelt the Toilet- Johnny O'Mara
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
42 min
September 26, 2017 Episode 36: The Cat Lady
Where's Alien? Hopefully not where Cat-therine the cat lady's husband has ended up. Meanwhile, Sleepy Wade wakes up, and the Professor teaches us about corpse feet.
Cat-therine the Cat Lady- TJ King
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
40 min
September 12, 2017 Episode 35: Crabdog? Dogcrab?
The HR boys get a visit from Recto Farthop, a half dog half crab Marfloop who's a screamin' for some creamin'. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation are great at packin' and recappin'. Re-capackin'? Crabdog?
Recto Farthop- Blair Britt
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt (Again!)
45 min
August 29, 2017 Episode 34: The Sick Raccoon
The HR boys get a visit from Billy, an Incubation Specialist who has all the diseases and is the trashiest of trash pandas. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica Patrick, No Relation, make space lunch. Wade is sleepy!
Billy the Raccoon- Surena Marie
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
38 min

About Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and…