Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources episodes

March 28, 2017 Episode 23: The Big Foot
This episode kicks off with some content that really toes the line, and Doug plays a real heel. Come for those hot, hot puns, stay for...more of those puns. Meanwhile, let's see what wacky European country Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation get themselves thrown out of this time!
...It's Germany.
Margot Lynx- Alex Frenkel
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
49 min
March 14, 2017 Episode 22: Doug's Boss
Uh-oh, Doug's in trouble, something's come along and it's burst his aura of mediocrity! Shane Matthews, Director of Biological Resources, stops by the department for everyone's favorite yearly tradition: performance reviews! Meanwhile, Wade is totally here, you guys. Just listen to those realistic fist hits!
Shane Matthews- Bill Arnett
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
54 min
February 28, 2017 Episode 21: The Huge. The Loud. The Marine.
Our Humanoid Resources pals deal with Blood Puncher this week- a Space Marine with a whole lot of room in his hearts for magic, Shakespeare, and probably an extra dick or two. Meanwhile, the Professor makes a tight squeeze. Who knew his ego could fit inside that vent? It's all Jameses, all the time this week!
Blood Puncher- James D'Amato
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
47 min
February 14, 2017 Episode 20: The Man Down Under
This week, the HR boyz find out where all the water on the ship comes from, and...kind of wish they hadn't. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, hold up their end of a sneaky plan.
Dick Flynn II- Wink Stone
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
46 min
January 31, 2017 Episode Nineteen: The Love Bot
The HR Boyz get a visit from Purrow, the Love Robot, who, uhh, REALLY likes it when you pet her. Gonna take a while to make conversation at the water cooler again after this one, huh? Meanwhile, our new trio of adventurers, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick (No Relation) set out on their own little questy-quest. Let's see how long it takes them to bring up the Professor's penis again, shall we?
Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
48 min
January 24, 2017 Episode 18.5: Professor? I Hardly Know Her!
Oh God...why are we even doing this? Let's see what kind of crazy backflips of justification we can do to reincorporate this whacko into the fold. Come for the flimflam plot, stay for the extended erection bits.
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
22 min
January 17, 2017 Episode Eighteen: Return of the Hat.
The HR boys get a visit from an old friend, and boy is he fancy, schmancy, and in need of some romance-y. Meanwhile, Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation explore the secret passageway they found last time, and ALSO reunite with someone from their past. It's like a bunch of ships, all crashing into each others' burning carcasses in the night.
Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams, Trash Person
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
???- James Freetly
Artwork by Blair Britt
47 min
January 03, 2017 Episode Seventeen: The Gender Fluid Dude
Our favorite Humanoid Resources Professionals meet Lubomir, the Treenie, whose visit engenders some problems. Hoo baby, that's a hot hot pun right there! Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation, follow the mallow, and might...not...be...alooooone? Huhwhaaaaa?!
Lubomir the Treenie- Mike McCarron/Clay Lampshade
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
50 min
December 20, 2016 Episode Sixteen: The Shrinking Surgeon
Shrink your expectations for this one, folks! Doctor Orlando Calripken, a tiny physician/psychopath, swings by the HR office to ruin lives and confuse everyone. Meanwhile, Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may have solved the energy crisis, but, hell, we've gone a while without plot in that one, so how about a new crisis? There's a mystery afoot!
Doctor Orlando Calripken- Wes Young
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
48 min
December 06, 2016 Episode Fifteen: The Space Jock
Drk, a lacrosse-playin', robot-hatin', single-digit-IQ-possessin' college student joins the HR boys, and we see the vast vacuum of space reflected inside his tiny, tiny head. Meanwhile, Wade and Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, Take a Look Around the government base, Break Stuff, and see Behind (Wade's) Blue Eyes. Man, these jokes are Rollin'. Something something Nookie.
Drk- Mike Aviles
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
44 min

About Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and…