Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources episodes

August 15, 2017 Episode 33: The Koosh
Doug's a level 7 WaveRunner now, and he's somehow MORE annoying? Tyle the sentient Koosh Ball visits the HR Department and he's as full of kooky ideas as his pockets are full of meats and starches. Meanwhile The Professor, Wade, and Danica Patrick No Relation suit the EFF up.
Tyle the Koosh- Harz Sondericker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
42 min
August 01, 2017 Episode 32: The Stone Masseuse
The HR boys get a visit from Quartina, a floating stone who massages jet-ski worshipping cultists for a living. That tracks, right? Meanwhile, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick No Relation are placed in isolation to prep them for space travel. That tracks, right?
Quartina- Tracy McBee
Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
41 min
July 18, 2017 Episode 31: The Space Ghost
Big Boo Baby the ghost joins the HR boys this week, and bless his little ghost heart, he just can't scare nothin'! Meanwhile, let's send the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade to space, because Earth clearly just isn't ready for this plot line.
Big Boo Baby/Greg- Spencer Hamilton
Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
43 min
July 04, 2017 Episode 30: Puddle Up! Again!
Our favorite Puddle comes back to the HR Department! Let's see if that latent sexual tension between her and P16 can turn into latent comedy on this comedy podcast. Meanwhile, let's check back in with Wade, Danica Patrick No Relation, and the Professor, because that plot isn't at ALL convoluted now, right?
Puddle the puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
48 min
June 20, 2017 Episode 29: The Dirty Dog
Michelle's back! But...not all the way back. Meanwhile, Big Smoky the dog teaches the HR boys about friendship, loyalty, and the softest places to hump.
Big Smoky the Dog- Megan Sauter
Michelle Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker
Doug Doyle / Doctor Craig Yakobo- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Nurse Felicity Trumbutt- Janine Doyle
Artwork by Blair Britt
45 min
June 06, 2017 Episode 28: The Teddy Bear
The HR boys visit with a cute teddy bear named Gern Flang, whose, uhh...dad died. Okay, maybe he's been cuter. Meanwhile, which world leader is Captain Drew Butt(s) in disguise? Let's inch closer to that conclusion!
Gern Flang- Kevin Knickerbocker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
49 min
May 23, 2017 Episode 27: The Plantimal
Our favorite HR professionals get a visit from a plant animal hybrid lady who's just REALLY on the ball about putting down roots for dat baby bump. Meanwhile, paper faces are on parade for the Professor, Danica Patrick No Relation, and Wade. Some straight up SHAKESPEARE hijinks 'bout to happen, y'all!
Pretzella 4433869634- Brenna Lemieux
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
44 min
May 09, 2017 Episode 26: The Pandas
The HR boys are visited by Jeff and Janice, two Panda Bears who were BAMBOO-zled into marriage. Meanwhile, the Professor learns a lesson about gravity, and, unfortunately, teaches us one about deus ex machina. Get it? Bamboo-zled?
Jeff the Panda- Kate Yeagle
Janice the Panda- Dan Jackson
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
48 min
April 25, 2017 Episode 25: The All-Seeing Eye
The HR boys are visited by The Oculon, a giant eyeball who's been keeping the ship safe from internet perv-o's since 2467. Meanwhile, Wade, The Professor, and Danica Patrick, No Relation, have all stolen a helicopter. That's fun, isn't it? No? Okay.
The Oculon- Brad Pike
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
49 min
April 11, 2017 Episode 24: The (Little?) Space Mermaid
The U.S.S. Spaceship finally has a new Captain. The HR Department is finally visited by a Space Mermaid. Doug finally...still sucks at his job. Meanwhile, Wade has a knife in his gut, and some life in his butt.
ArielannaMedusa the Space Mermaid- Jessica Landis
Purrow the Love Robot- Julia Heynen
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
P16- Ryan Cleary
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Artwork by Blair Britt
48 min

About Humanoid Resources

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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and…