Humanoid Resources

Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation may just have found their Fortress of Together-i-tude, but first they've gotta remind us how phallic the entrance is a few hundred times. Meanwhile, the HR boys visit with Griff, head of Straight Theatre, cuddly cinephile, and dope-ass monologist. You otter listen to this episode, I tell ya!

WARNING- Some tiny rocks started falling on the recorder as Wade and Danica made their way down the shaft. So it might get a little choppy near the end.

Griff the Otter- Damon Royster

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are livin' the America stereotype: running from the law while completing traditional road trip activities and tropes. But will their past ketchup to them? The HR guys reckon with the aftermath (or lack thereof) of Space Fest, and get reaaal down and dirty into the comedic gold mine of health care coverage with Severus Sna ples, a reformed Potterist who heads up Clones n Drones. Aunts on a LOG, this sounds hilarious!

Severus Sna ples- Kyle Dolan

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Danica Patrick, No Relation promise they'll write, but camp's gotta end for everybody, right? Doug, Alien, and P16 celebrate SpaceFest, the holiday where you get drunk and tell secrets. Well, the holiday where you officially get drunk and tell secrets. The boys reveal some real bombshells. Let's see if they can save their bacon.

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Wade gets crafty, and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation gets arts and crafty. But will things get sassy, or sax-ual? The HR dudez get a visit from Derglan Zorp, Hyperspace Tech, to try to pick up the pieces. Of Terry. Flizdead.

Derglan Zorp- Tyler Davis

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Wade and Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation are definitely going to give these tapes to their bosses. Once they make sure they're real. Whaaaat? Don't look at them like that! They're gonna do it! Eventually. Meanwhile the HR boyz get a visit from Floratron 7, who speaks for the plants. You know, like a metal, sentimental, OOH, senti-metal, ehh how about that hot applesauce for you, Lorax.

Floratron 7- Susie Allen

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think?

Dale Isringhausen- Spencer Rybacki

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt

Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Carmony Chupp Chupp, who is trying to make the best possible symphony of all time (until next year) and also decide if his boss is cat-phish-ing him. Michelle and the Professor dig up their ol' buddy Escape Pod, and...well...let's just say some season finale type stuff goes down, except this isn't a season finale, because this is a podcast, you idiot.

Featuring:

Carmony Chupp Chupp- Ben Harpe

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Artwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor and in deep doodoo now. Deep desert walking, held at gunpoint, non-sexy blindfold wearing doodoo. Doug, Alien, and P16 get a visit from the mysterious Captain Drew Butt, who is...uhh...well, let's just say mentally unstable doesn't really cover it.

Featuring:

Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Artwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor hang out, and put the fun in fungeon. The HR boys meet with Demetrius Clinkscales, who may or may not ride space horses. Alien tries out a new experiment.

Demetrius Clinkscales- Rudy Mendoza

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Artwork by Blair Britt

Michelle and the Professor assure you that everything is TS-A-Okay with them. Doug, Alien, and P16 spacewalk the boards with an other-world-class thespian. Put on your government issued spacesuits, there's lots of worlds out there!

Featuring:

Fancy Hat- Danny Galvin

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Michelle K. Branch- Phoebe Stonebraker

Artwork by Blair Britt